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Previously on "That's it - my youth is over"

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  • Bacchus
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    Originally posted by SunnyInHades View Post
    I really need a pair but am clinging on for just a wee bit longer - I've started moving glasses slightly further down the nose (short sight improving) and peering over at small text (long sight worsening) .. ahhh
    Similar eyesight by the sounds, but I have started reading emails on the blackberry under the specs

    Ain't no-one gonna confuse me for a ninja...

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  • petergriffin
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    All you need to do is to stay alive for the next 5-6 years, then stem cells will regenerate every single human organ, including your c (damn keyboard!).

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    No, youth's over when you buy a pair of reading glasses and then rest them on the end of your nose and leer at people over the rim of the glasses.


    No, youth's over when you hanker to join a bowls club, as I gather the ex-Pacharan did.

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by escapeUK View Post
    Some might say your good looks were over with the first pair, eh specy 4 eyes?
    I'm not sure my good looks every started.

    Originally posted by ChrisPackit View Post
    You're a contractor FFS - get them lasered !!


    HTH
    No way. No how. The way I look at it - no pain, no pain.

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  • SunnyInHades
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Just got my first pair of multifocal lenses.
    I really need a pair but am clinging on for just a wee bit longer - I've started moving glasses slightly further down the nose (short sight improving) and peering over at small text (long sight worsening) .. ahhh

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Like this bloke?

    Nah!

    I'm much better looking

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by Diver View Post


    Makes me look intelligent and worldly wise

    Like this bloke?

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    No, youth's over when you buy a pair of reading glasses and then rest them on the end of your nose and leer at people over the rim of the glasses.


    Makes me look intelligent and worldly wise

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  • BA to the Stars
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    Do you need a chain on them so you can hang them round your neck (ala Larry Grayson when he presented the Generation Game). If you remember that then it is another sign that your youth has gone.

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  • northernladuk
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    Nah, you just need think about a change in style. Get a pair of these in bifocal, a long leather coat and you will be the coolest bifocal wearer on the planet..just have to invent a stupid name...

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  • ChrisPackit
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    You're a contractor FFS - get them lasered !!


    HTH

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  • escapeUK
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Just got my first pair of multifocal lenses.
    Some might say your good looks were over with the first pair, eh specy 4 eyes?

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
    Originally posted by Old Hack View Post

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  • Old Hack
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    No, youth's over when you buy a pair of reading glasses and then rest them on the end of your nose and leer at people over the rim of the glasses.

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  • Cliphead
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    No, youth's over when you buy a pair of reading glasses and then rest them on the end of your nose and leer at people over the rim of the glasses.

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