That's it - my youth is over

[Mich the Tester]

Makes me look intelligent and worldly wise

Like this bloke?

[Diver]

Like this bloke?

Nah!

I'm much better looking

[SunnyInHades]

Just got my first pair of multifocal lenses.

I really need a pair but am clinging on for just a wee bit longer - I've started moving glasses slightly further down the nose (short sight improving) and peering over at small text (long sight worsening) .. ahhh

[NotAllThere]

Some might say your good looks were over with the first pair, eh specy 4 eyes?

I'm not sure my good looks every started.

You're a contractor FFS - get them lasered !!


HTH

No way. No how. The way I look at it - no pain, no pain.

[OwlHoot]

No, youth's over when you buy a pair of reading glasses and then rest them on the end of your nose and leer at people over the rim of the glasses.

No, youth's over when you hanker to join a bowls club, as I gather the ex-Pacharan did.

[petergriffin]

All you need to do is to stay alive for the next 5-6 years, then stem cells will regenerate every single human organ, including your c (damn keyboard!).

[Bacchus]

I really need a pair but am clinging on for just a wee bit longer - I've started moving glasses slightly further down the nose (short sight improving) and peering over at small text (long sight worsening) .. ahhh

Similar eyesight by the sounds, but I have started reading emails on the blackberry under the specs

Ain't no-one gonna confuse me for a ninja...