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Previously on "Things I am not"
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And you have not said :-
"I am not on another planet".
I can't believe you missed that.
I however am on another planet. And the weather here is very nice.
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostYou always seem to get bombarded by gorps who take great delight in trying to ram their latest fad down yer gob. Well this is payback time Gorps
I am not
Religious
Vegetarian
Vegan
Conspiracy theorist
Smoker
Cyclist
Left wing
Right Wing
Rich
Poor
Socialist
Footie fanatic
Eco loon
Pro Palestinian
Anti Jewish
Anti Palestinian
Pro Jewish
Anti Euro
Pro Euro
UFO nut
Homeopathic fruit loop
Raving Gaylord
Felching Frotaire
Anti smacking
Nosey parker
Do-Gooder
Holier than though
Sanctimonious ball bag
and I want everyone to be just like me.

Grumpy old man?
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Sorry the best I can offer you is a smack in the head.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postno, gorps dont come on here saying I'm a smack head, and I want you to become one. well apart from MF obviously

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Oh. You've gone bald have you?Originally posted by SimonMac View Posti am not ginger!!!!!
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ok, I'll see you behind the bike sheds at playtimeOriginally posted by Pondlife View PostGo on, you know you want to. First one's free. All the cool kids are doing it.
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no, gorps dont come on here saying I'm a smack head, and I want you to become one. well apart from MF obviouslyOriginally posted by Pondlife View PostSmack head?
Coke sniffer?
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