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BrilloPad replied

11 June 2012, 13:55
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

ok, I'll see you behind the bike sheds at playtime

I bet you say that to all the girls.
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BrilloPad replied

11 June 2012, 13:52
And you have not said :-

"I am not on another planet".

I can't believe you missed that.

I however am on another planet. And the weather here is very nice.
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Paddy replied

11 June 2012, 13:36
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

You always seem to get bombarded by gorps who take great delight in trying to ram their latest fad down yer gob. Well this is payback time Gorps

I am not

Religious
Vegetarian
Vegan
Conspiracy theorist
Smoker
Cyclist
Left wing
Right Wing
Rich
Poor
Socialist
Footie fanatic
Eco loon
Pro Palestinian
Anti Jewish
Anti Palestinian
Pro Jewish
Anti Euro
Pro Euro
UFO nut
Homeopathic fruit loop
Raving Gaylord
Felching Frotaire
Anti smacking
Nosey parker
Do-Gooder
Holier than though
Sanctimonious ball bag

and I want everyone to be just like me.

Grumpy old man?
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MarillionFan replied

11 June 2012, 13:30
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

no, gorps dont come on here saying I'm a smack head, and I want you to become one. well apart from MF obviously

Sorry the best I can offer you is a smack in the head.
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d000hg replied

11 June 2012, 13:30
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

...

You sound like a big fat apathetic to me. Stop ramming your apathy in our faces.
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NotAllThere replied

11 June 2012, 13:26
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

i am not ginger!!!!!

Oh. You've gone bald have you?
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SimonMac replied

11 June 2012, 13:24
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EternalOptimist replied

11 June 2012, 13:05
Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

Go on, you know you want to. First one's free. All the cool kids are doing it.

ok, I'll see you behind the bike sheds at playtime
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Spacecadet replied

11 June 2012, 13:05
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

i am not ginger!!!!!

Stawberry Blonde?
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Pondlife replied

11 June 2012, 13:04
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

no, gorps dont come on here saying I'm a smack head, and I want you to become one. well apart from MF obviously

Go on, you know you want to. First one's free. All the cool kids are doing it.
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Doggy Styles replied

11 June 2012, 13:03
You're not sasguru either.

Or are you?
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SimonMac replied

11 June 2012, 13:03
i am not ginger!!!!!
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EternalOptimist replied

11 June 2012, 13:02
Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

Smack head?
Coke sniffer?

no, gorps dont come on here saying I'm a smack head, and I want you to become one. well apart from MF obviously
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EternalOptimist replied

11 June 2012, 13:01
right, youse four are dead
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Pondlife replied

11 June 2012, 13:01
Smack head?
Coke sniffer?
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