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Originally posted by eek View PostI thought it was an obvious joke based on this comment by AtW
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Originally posted by northernladuk View PostBut I thought you posted a Booommeedd in April starting a dream permie gig at an IB that you have been waiting for for 2 years?Originally posted by Platypus View PostI thought you were at a hedge fund in Londinium?
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I thInk the OP will need to be careful. In a recent statistical study men who wore squirrel costumes to the office were 99.9% likely to be virgins with an overly
Opinionated sense of self importance regarding financial matters with a 50% chance of doing harm to others if metal cutlery had not been replaced with plastic.
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostStratford-on-Avon?
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostStratford-on-Avon?
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI did indeed join a hedge fund from an IB - I have been waiting 2 years and applying to all the hedge funds I can. Finally I got my lucky break!
But the lure of Birmingham was too great. How can any mortal man resist?
I do wish the client would stop rocking on his "chair"(inflatable sheep). How can I post drivel and make up my invoice with that distraction?
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Originally posted by northernladuk View PostBut I thought you posted a Booommeedd in April starting a dream permie gig at an IB that you have been waiting for for 2 years?
But the lure of Birmingham was too great. How can any mortal man resist?
I do wish the client would stop rocking on his "chair"(inflatable sheep). How can I post drivel and make up my invoice with that distraction?
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But I thought you posted a Booommeedd in April starting a dream permie gig at an IB that you have been waiting for for 2 years?
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostHe wanted to pay 90% in Euros and 10% in "NorthernLadyUK vouchers" - whatever they are.
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI just picked up this gig in Birmingham. I didn't want to move to such a hell hole but its cheap and the mug client is paying through the nose.
The think is the client wears a squirrel costume the whole time. And surfs these mail order bride websites. As long as the mug pays up who cares eh?
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Postno amount of money will get me into a squirrel costume.
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