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NotAllThere replied

4 June 2012, 12:57
Originally posted by AtW View Post

Bypassing swear filter is a bannable offence!!!

Strictly, yes. But it made me laugh.
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cojak replied

4 June 2012, 12:43
Originally posted by realityhack View Post

Happy to oblige.

I didn't have to open the thread to know this was one of RH's little jokes.
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MarillionFan replied

3 June 2012, 16:30
Originally posted by AtW View Post

Bypassing swear filter is a bannable offence!!!

Stop being a grass.
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AtW replied

3 June 2012, 15:19
Originally posted by pacharan View Post

F-F-F-F-UCK OFF!!

Bypassing swear filter is a bannable offence!!!
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nomadd replied

3 June 2012, 15:13
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

Don't tell cojak but you were always my favourite mod

But CJ's a woman. That's good enough just for the fantasy aspect alone. *

(* My apologies if you are just into guys. )
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SimonMac replied

3 June 2012, 10:12
Originally posted by realityhack View Post

Happy to oblige.

Don't tell cojak but you were always my favourite mod
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hyperD replied

3 June 2012, 09:44
Quality...!
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nomadd replied

3 June 2012, 09:24
Originally posted by pacharan View Post

Nods: any chance of adding functionality to allow one to change the title of a thread once said thread has been created?

Nods?

Dictionary to the rescue: To summon, guide, or send by nodding the head.

So that's how they do it! No typing required. Cool.
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pacharan replied

3 June 2012, 09:04
Originally posted by k2p2 View Post

What's wish number 2 pacha?

F-F-F-F-UCK OFF!!
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mudskipper replied

3 June 2012, 08:10
What's wish number 2 pacha?
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Diver replied

3 June 2012, 06:39
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

What was the original title?

MF is a........................

Happy to Help
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MarillionFan replied

3 June 2012, 00:41
Originally posted by AtW View Post

This is a great lesson for all posters on CUK - don't ask for it or you might just get it ...

What was the original title?
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AtW replied

3 June 2012, 00:28
Originally posted by realityhack View Post

Happy to oblige.

This is a great lesson for all posters on CUK - don't ask for it or you might just get it ...
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NickFitz replied

2 June 2012, 23:52
Originally posted by realityhack View Post

Happy to oblige.
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realityhack replied

2 June 2012, 23:29
Happy to oblige.
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