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Previously on "Caption Competition"

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  • ctdctd
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    Uncle Ernie's got nothing on me!

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  • Mupps
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    Hey Stravros,

    Komm her und bücken.

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  • MrMark
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    They don't like it up 'em!!!

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    Don't you mean Flemings Right Hand Rule?

    probably it was a long time ago!

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  • DodgyAgent
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    Originally posted by PorkPie View Post
    Here you go:

    "I am just about to and meet my agent"

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  • TimberWolf
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    I'm off to Spain to commence negotiations.

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  • geoff from contracta IOM
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    You start with one finger then ......................................

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  • TheBigD
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    No... You pull my finger!

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    And that is how to remember Lenz's law. Current goes this way and magnetic field this way.

    So I did Gordons Prostate exam and that's why he has disappeared off the scene, he is in the Phillipines having mature hausfraus examine him 8 times a day.

    If you spread the fingers slightly when you get to the head its more enjoyable for the man.
    Don't you mean Flemings Right Hand Rule?

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  • vetran
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    And that is how to remember Lenz's law. Current goes this way and magnetic field this way.


    So I did Gordons Prostate exam and that's why he has disappeared off the scene, he is in the Phillipines having mature hausfraus examine him 8 times a day.

    If you spread the fingers slightly when you get to the head its more enjoyable for the man.

    Leave a comment:


  • PorkPie
    started a topic Caption Competition

    Caption Competition

    Here you go:

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