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And that is how to remember Lenz's law. Current goes this way and magnetic field this way.
So I did Gordons Prostate exam and that's why he has disappeared off the scene, he is in the Phillipines having mature hausfraus examine him 8 times a day.
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Originally posted by vetran View PostAnd that is how to remember Lenz's law. Current goes this way and magnetic field this way.
So I did Gordons Prostate exam and that's why he has disappeared off the scene, he is in the Phillipines having mature hausfraus examine him 8 times a day.
If you spread the fingers slightly when you get to the head its more enjoyable for the man.
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Originally posted by PorkPie View PostHere you go:
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Originally posted by northernladuk View PostDon't you mean Flemings Right Hand Rule?
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They don't like it up 'em!!!Speaking gibberish on internet talkboards since last Michaelmas. Plus here on TwitterComment
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