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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    I'm happily married, retired and rich.
    What a loser you are - you'll have to spend what's left of your pittance persuading average women to go out with a short bald ugly fooker like you.
    So it did happen to MF

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Go back to wife, say you are sorry and you wo't do it again.

    This will get you half a million quid tax free.
    We know a story about that

    Xoggoth Tales 8

    'Getting his way'

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Separated from wife
    Living in a rented house
    Nice shiny new mistress
    1/2 a millionaire

    HTH BIDI
    Should have happend to MF.

    Hope you are ok dude

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    +1

    Then get a man in.
    FTFY

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Go back to wife, say you are sorry and you wo't do it again.

    This will get you half a million quid tax free.
    +1

    Then get a hit man in.

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  • hyperD
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    LOL! You old tart!

    Nice reminiscence, thank you!

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by hyperD View Post
    Thank you EO, you are obviously a great gent.

    MF? Have a heart mate!

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  • hyperD
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    darned fine words sir
    Thank you EO, you are obviously a great gent.

    MF? Have a heart mate!

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by hyperD View Post
    NO NO NO! As tempting that is, trust me, your life is better of without the imprisonment. OK, you may not be able to do the high value pleasures such as flying, thrice yearly Maldives holidays, driving super sportscars, quaffing lobster and Beluga.

    But trust me, you will find the simple pleasures in life are so rewarding:-

    Like MacDonalds.
    Doner Kebabs.
    Strictly Come Lap Dancing.
    Pissing in a broken and blocked toilet.
    Ignoring TV Licensing Company.
    No sympathy from so called friends.
    Eating greasy sausage rolls from Greggs on a regular basis.
    Wearing last night's crusty wanksock for work.

    Trust me, you're free, and living the dream!

    I've been there, and got the soiled, second-hand T-Shirt.

    Seriously Mr DP, it's for the best, and I wish you all the good fortune and luck sir, having trod that uncertain gravel path myself.

    To the best of times


    darned fine words sir

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by hyperD View Post
    NO NO NO! As tempting that is, trust me, your life is better of without the imprisonment. OK, you may not be able to do the high value pleasures such as flying, thrice yearly Maldives holidays, driving super sportscars, quaffing lobster and Beluga.

    But trust me, you will find the simple pleasures in life are so rewarding:-

    Like MacDonalds.
    Doner Kebabs.
    Strictly Come Lap Dancing.
    Pissing in a broken and blocked toilet.
    Ignoring TV Licensing Company.
    No sympathy from so called friends.
    Eating greasy sausage rolls from Greggs on a regular basis.
    Wearing last night's crusty wanksock for work.

    Trust me, you're free, and living the dream!

    I've been there, and got the soiled, second-hand T-Shirt.

    Seriously Mr DP, it's for the best, and I wish you all the good fortune and luck sir, having trod that uncertain gravel path myself.

    To the best of times

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  • hyperD
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Go back to wife, say you are sorry and you wo't do it again.

    This will get you half a million quid tax free.
    NO NO NO! As tempting that is, trust me, your life is better of without the imprisonment. OK, you may not be able to do the high value pleasures such as flying, thrice yearly Maldives holidays, driving super sportscars, quaffing lobster and Beluga.

    But trust me, you will find the simple pleasures in life are so rewarding:-

    Like MacDonalds.
    Doner Kebabs.
    Strictly Come Lap Dancing.
    Pissing in a broken and blocked toilet.
    Ignoring TV Licensing Company.
    No sympathy from so called friends.
    Eating greasy sausage rolls from Greggs on a regular basis.
    Wearing last night's crusty wanksock for work.

    Trust me, you're free, and living the dream!

    I've been there, and got the soiled, second-hand T-Shirt.

    Seriously Mr DP, it's for the best, and I wish you all the good fortune and luck sir, having trod that uncertain gravel path myself.

    To the best of times

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  • norrahe
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    You know you've reached rock bottom when AtW is making jokes about your imaginary sex life.
    Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    + 1

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  • vetran
    replied
    Are we in the

    That was the interview, today you are staff situation? (you know the old hell joke)

    Treat em mean keep em keen

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    I've gone off the girlfriend already.
    Is that because she's no longer the mistress?

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  • AtW
    replied
    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    I've gone off the girlfriend already.

    Go back to wife, say you are sorry and you wo't do it again.

    This will get you half a million quid tax free.

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