Reply to: Mystery #001

[Platypus]

seeing this this heavily pregnant women with the biggest breasts I'd ever seen

I remember one time walking toward a young mum with a kid in a pushchair. She leant forward to attend the kid. My oh my what enormous breasts she had, just hanging there on full display I was unable to avert my eyes!

Luckily no missus on hand to clip me round the ear.

[Diver]

I have done this, just stared and said it.

My wife gets more pissed out of embarrassment than me looking...

My wife gets annoyed if I make a grab for them in passing

[Old Hack]

My missus won't let me forget the time we both went shopping together at a supermarket

Having parked I walked ahead of her, and seeing this this heavily pregnant women with the biggest breasts I'd ever seen,....before I knew I'd had a tourettes style moment when I'd suddenly said very loudly "Breasts!".

My missus caught me up was about to tell me off when she saw the women and said the same thinng.

Sometimes just complete shock makes it difficult not to stare, even for the birds

I have done this, just stared and said it.

My wife gets more pissed out of embarrassment than me looking...

[Scoobos]

In France, the ladies get offended if you don't look.

QFT

(thanks for the new geekspeak term Brillo!)

[amcdonald]

My missus won't let me forget the time we both went shopping together at a supermarket

Having parked I walked ahead of her, and seeing this this heavily pregnant women with the biggest breasts I'd ever seen,....before I knew I'd had a tourettes style moment when I'd suddenly said very loudly "Breasts!".

My missus caught me up was about to tell me off when she saw the women and said the same thinng.

Sometimes just complete shock makes it difficult not to stare, even for the birds

[EternalOptimist]

What a good sport! I just get used to getting clipped around the ear by the missus

you know that gap between their chest and their hips, it's called the waste. Because there's room enough for anothe pair of bazongas there easy

[ChrisPackit]

My first missus, gawd rest her soul, was a true sport and very tolerant.
As we were walking down the street she would whisper 'wobblies, 2 o'clock' , well, you cant have your eyes everywhere, can you ?

What a good sport! I just get used to getting clipped around the ear by the missus

[EternalOptimist]

Went to a mates wedding a couple of weeks ago. Don't really know his wife-to-be that well, but on the wedding day, leaned in for a 'congratulatory' kiss on the cheek, clocked the huge cleavage in the wedding dress and had a look for a second or two and got noticed doing so by the wife-to-be. She didn't say anything, but what an awkward moment

My first missus, gawd rest her soul, was a true sport and very tolerant.
As we were walking down the street she would whisper 'wobblies, 2 o'clock' , well, you cant have your eyes everywhere, can you ?

[TheFaQQer]

I know we are brave up north but there aren't many upskirt moments in winter

You've never had a night out in Newcastle, have you?

[d000hg]

I once worked in a server room which was just blow street level, there was only one window and they built a bus stop right outside, the view was breath taking at time, especially in the summer!

Good place for a typo.

[SimonMac]

Winter's better, chapel hat pegs

I know we are brave up north but there aren't many upskirt moments in winter

[SupremeSpod]

I once worked in a server room which was just blow street level, there was only one window and they built a bus stop right outside, the view was breath taking at time, especially in the summer!

Winter's better, chapel hat pegs

[SimonMac]

I once worked in a server room which was just blow street level, there was only one window and they built a bus stop right outside, the view was breath taking at time, especially in the summer!

[Old Hack]

I can't help it, I just can't. My wife has even said I am way too obvious when I do it.

Billy Connelly said he was in an airport once, and swore the seats were designed to catch perverts out, as they were tilted at such an angle, if a girl sat down in a skirt, you'd see a flash of her knickers, and you can't help but look if it catches your eye.

Walking into the office today, a lady was dragging a large black bag of tulip about, I leant down to help and copped her lumps and couldn't take my eyes off them.

It's like a disease.

[vetran]

I once walked past a lady at Eltham station who had alot of cleavage on display. Suddenly she covered up and flinched. Her husband said "what is wrong?". She said "He was looking at my boobies". "Well put your boobies away then!".

Though I did once get badly caught out. I was 24. Weakness for blondes. I was walking downstairs at Lambs at squash club when this 18 year old model type blonde walked up stairs in a micro skirt. I just could not help but turn around to look after she had gone past. I was dumbstruck and stopped. She turned around and shouted "Do you mind?". I shuffled off embarrassed......

Reply "no love I don't, but it would be better with a thong."