Mystery #001

[SimonMac]

I once worked in a server room which was just blow street level, there was only one window and they built a bus stop right outside, the view was breath taking at time, especially in the summer!

[SupremeSpod]

I once worked in a server room which was just blow street level, there was only one window and they built a bus stop right outside, the view was breath taking at time, especially in the summer!

Winter's better, chapel hat pegs

[SimonMac]

Winter's better, chapel hat pegs

I know we are brave up north but there aren't many upskirt moments in winter

[d000hg]

I once worked in a server room which was just blow street level, there was only one window and they built a bus stop right outside, the view was breath taking at time, especially in the summer!

Good place for a typo.

[TheFaQQer]

I know we are brave up north but there aren't many upskirt moments in winter

You've never had a night out in Newcastle, have you?

[EternalOptimist]

Went to a mates wedding a couple of weeks ago. Don't really know his wife-to-be that well, but on the wedding day, leaned in for a 'congratulatory' kiss on the cheek, clocked the huge cleavage in the wedding dress and had a look for a second or two and got noticed doing so by the wife-to-be. She didn't say anything, but what an awkward moment

My first missus, gawd rest her soul, was a true sport and very tolerant.
As we were walking down the street she would whisper 'wobblies, 2 o'clock' , well, you cant have your eyes everywhere, can you ?

[ChrisPackit]

My first missus, gawd rest her soul, was a true sport and very tolerant.
As we were walking down the street she would whisper 'wobblies, 2 o'clock' , well, you cant have your eyes everywhere, can you ?

What a good sport! I just get used to getting clipped around the ear by the missus

[EternalOptimist]

What a good sport! I just get used to getting clipped around the ear by the missus

you know that gap between their chest and their hips, it's called the waste. Because there's room enough for anothe pair of bazongas there easy

[amcdonald]

My missus won't let me forget the time we both went shopping together at a supermarket

Having parked I walked ahead of her, and seeing this this heavily pregnant women with the biggest breasts I'd ever seen,....before I knew I'd had a tourettes style moment when I'd suddenly said very loudly "Breasts!".

My missus caught me up was about to tell me off when she saw the women and said the same thinng.

Sometimes just complete shock makes it difficult not to stare, even for the birds

[Scoobos]

In France, the ladies get offended if you don't look.

QFT

(thanks for the new geekspeak term Brillo!)