Mystery #001

[oscarose]

Caught out early doors, think she noticed the stiffie too.

[amcdonald]

Try not to get closer than 12".

Is that to stop her getting an eyeful ?

[ChrisPackit]

Went to a mates wedding a couple of weeks ago. Don't really know his wife-to-be that well, but on the wedding day, leaned in for a 'congratulatory' kiss on the cheek, clocked the huge cleavage in the wedding dress and had a look for a second or two and got noticed doing so by the wife-to-be. She didn't say anything, but what an awkward moment

[BrilloPad]

Went to a mates wedding a couple of weeks ago. Don't really know his wife-to-be that well, but on the wedding day, leaned in for a 'congratulatory' kiss on the cheek, clocked the huge cleavage in the wedding dress and had a look for a second or two and got noticed doing so by the wife-to-be. She didn't say anything, but what an awkward moment

If it is on display it would be rude not to look. Had you not looked she would have thought she was unattractive. You did her a favour.

[TheFaQQer]

Went to a mates wedding a couple of weeks ago. Don't really know his wife-to-be that well, but on the wedding day, leaned in for a 'congratulatory' kiss on the cheek, clocked the huge cleavage in the wedding dress and had a look for a second or two and got noticed doing so by the wife-to-be. She didn't say anything, but what an awkward moment

A few weeks after a mate's wedding, we were chatting about the Scottish country dancing.

Both the groom and I commented that a mutual friend's girlfriend had a cracking rack. I don't know whether she noticed, but we also agreed that she was far too good out mate.

[NotAllThere]

In France, the ladies get offended if you don't look.

[ChrisPackit]

If it is on display it would be rude not to look. Had you not looked she would have thought she was unattractive. You did her a favour.

I'll remind her of that next time I see her, after she calls me a Sex Pest

[BrilloPad]

I'll remind her of that next time I see her, after she calls me a Sex Pest

I once walked past a lady at Eltham station who had alot of cleavage on display. Suddenly she covered up and flinched. Her husband said "what is wrong?". She said "He was looking at my boobies". "Well put your boobies away then!".

Though I did once get badly caught out. I was 24. Weakness for blondes. I was walking downstairs at Lambs at squash club when this 18 year old model type blonde walked up stairs in a micro skirt. I just could not help but turn around to look after she had gone past. I was dumbstruck and stopped. She turned around and shouted "Do you mind?". I shuffled off embarrassed......

[vetran]

I once walked past a lady at Eltham station who had alot of cleavage on display. Suddenly she covered up and flinched. Her husband said "what is wrong?". She said "He was looking at my boobies". "Well put your boobies away then!".

Though I did once get badly caught out. I was 24. Weakness for blondes. I was walking downstairs at Lambs at squash club when this 18 year old model type blonde walked up stairs in a micro skirt. I just could not help but turn around to look after she had gone past. I was dumbstruck and stopped. She turned around and shouted "Do you mind?". I shuffled off embarrassed......

Reply "no love I don't, but it would be better with a thong."

[Old Hack]

I can't help it, I just can't. My wife has even said I am way too obvious when I do it.

Billy Connelly said he was in an airport once, and swore the seats were designed to catch perverts out, as they were tilted at such an angle, if a girl sat down in a skirt, you'd see a flash of her knickers, and you can't help but look if it catches your eye.

Walking into the office today, a lady was dragging a large black bag of tulip about, I leant down to help and copped her lumps and couldn't take my eyes off them.

It's like a disease.