Reply to: There's a mouse in my car.

[xoggoth]

Funniest thing was when I was sharing a house in Birmingham and one of the cats brought in a live rat which ran up the stairs and into this women's bedroom while she was in there. We all thought it was hilarious. We didn't like her very much.

[norrahe]

So you don't have a mice problem - but got a fox problem?

foxes are great to look at. their poo is disgusting and the noise they make during sex is enough to wake the dead.

Fox = flea ridden vermin.

[BrilloPad]

Don't think I need to worry about mice where I'm staying in London. Left the patio doors open the other evening while I was eating dinner, heard a "Murrping" noise by my feet and looked down to find a cat had wandered in to say hello.

Later the same evening I looked out the window to see a fox wandering through the bushes around the lawn.

Turns out it has a Den at the bottom of the garden.

So you don't have a mice problem - but got a fox problem?

foxes are great to look at. their poo is disgusting and the noise they make during sex is enough to wake the dead.

[DaveB]

Don't think I need to worry about mice where I'm staying in London. Left the patio doors open the other evening while I was eating dinner, heard a "Murrping" noise by my feet and looked down to find a cat had wandered in to say hello.

Later the same evening I looked out the window to see a fox wandering through the bushes around the lawn.

Turns out it has a Den at the bottom of the garden.

[BrilloPad]

cats bought me a nice present of a dead mouse yesterday

which was nice...

better than the half eaten pidgeon I got the week before

we get presents most days.

the worst was when Mrs BP bought the kids house to find a headless mouse on the doorstep. she wondered where the head was - found it a few seconds later when the cat puked it up.

she missed me that day - as she had to clean it up herself!

[original PM]

cats bought me a nice present of a dead mouse yesterday

which was nice...

better than the half eaten pidgeon I got the week before

[Pogle]

I thought that rather having a big dinner tonight I'd dine on lesser fare that I keep bagged up in my car boot. I found the cereal box has been chewed through and some little little rodent has had a chew on some plastic in the boot as well.

How the flippin heck does a mouse find it's way into a new motor?

I've got poison bait in the boot now, and nothing to eat for me dinner.

Too much rodent annihilation going on on CUK these days

[EternalOptimist]

First thing I did when I got my new motor was to put a sign in the boot ' no -mice'

and , so far, I havnt had a problem. If only everyone was as mouse-savvy as me

[suityou01]

Lunch was roast beef & veg. So tonight it's porn and a pot noodle

[Paddy]

I thought that rather having a big dinner tonight I'd dine on lesser fare that I keep bagged up in my car boot. I found the cereal box has been chewed through and some little little rodent has had a chew on some plastic in the boot as well.

How the flippin heck does a mouse find it's way into a new motor?

I've got poison bait in the boot now, and nothing to eat for me dinner.

I didn’t know you could still get a cereal mouse these days

[bless 'em all]

So your dinner was going to be snacks?

You got the munchies or summat?

Lunch was roast beef & veg. So tonight it's a dvd and

[suityou01]

I bung a few bits & pieces in a bag for snacks etc in the week. This week I forgot/couldn't be arsed to take it out when I checked into the hotel.

Mr Mouse (please don't let it be a pregnant Mrs Mouse) has broken in since then.

So your dinner was going to be snacks?

You got the munchies or summat?

[bless 'em all]

Why do you keep food in your boot??

I bung a few bits & pieces in a bag for snacks etc in the week. This week I forgot/couldn't be arsed to take it out when I checked into the hotel.

Mr Mouse (please don't let it be a pregnant Mrs Mouse) has broken in since then.

[suityou01]

Why do you keep food in your boot??

[bless 'em all]

Bastard!

My shed mouse has been at my bird seed/fat balls again. I won't leave it any supper tonight!

Am I a bastard for leaving bait in the boot? I want the little fecker dead or gone. Preferably both.