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There's a mouse in my car.

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    #11
    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    So your dinner was going to be snacks?

    You got the munchies or summat?
    Lunch was roast beef & veg. So tonight it's a dvd and

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      #12
      Originally posted by bless 'em all View Post
      I thought that rather having a big dinner tonight I'd dine on lesser fare that I keep bagged up in my car boot. I found the cereal box has been chewed through and some little little rodent has had a chew on some plastic in the boot as well.

      How the flippin heck does a mouse find it's way into a new motor?

      I've got poison bait in the boot now, and nothing to eat for me dinner.
      I didn’t know you could still get a cereal mouse these days
      "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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        #13
        Originally posted by bless 'em all View Post
        Lunch was roast beef & veg. So tonight it's porn and a pot noodle
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #14
          First thing I did when I got my new motor was to put a sign in the boot ' no -mice'

          and , so far, I havnt had a problem. If only everyone was as mouse-savvy as me



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            #15
            Originally posted by bless 'em all View Post
            I thought that rather having a big dinner tonight I'd dine on lesser fare that I keep bagged up in my car boot. I found the cereal box has been chewed through and some little little rodent has had a chew on some plastic in the boot as well.

            How the flippin heck does a mouse find it's way into a new motor?

            I've got poison bait in the boot now, and nothing to eat for me dinner.
            Too much rodent annihilation going on on CUK these days
            I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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              #16
              cats bought me a nice present of a dead mouse yesterday

              which was nice...

              better than the half eaten pidgeon I got the week before

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                #17
                Originally posted by original PM View Post
                cats bought me a nice present of a dead mouse yesterday

                which was nice...

                better than the half eaten pidgeon I got the week before

                we get presents most days.

                the worst was when Mrs BP bought the kids house to find a headless mouse on the doorstep. she wondered where the head was - found it a few seconds later when the cat puked it up.

                she missed me that day - as she had to clean it up herself!

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                  #18
                  Don't think I need to worry about mice where I'm staying in London. Left the patio doors open the other evening while I was eating dinner, heard a "Murrping" noise by my feet and looked down to find a cat had wandered in to say hello.

                  Later the same evening I looked out the window to see a fox wandering through the bushes around the lawn.

                  Turns out it has a Den at the bottom of the garden.
                  "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                    Don't think I need to worry about mice where I'm staying in London. Left the patio doors open the other evening while I was eating dinner, heard a "Murrping" noise by my feet and looked down to find a cat had wandered in to say hello.

                    Later the same evening I looked out the window to see a fox wandering through the bushes around the lawn.

                    Turns out it has a Den at the bottom of the garden.
                    So you don't have a mice problem - but got a fox problem?

                    foxes are great to look at. their poo is disgusting and the noise they make during sex is enough to wake the dead.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                      So you don't have a mice problem - but got a fox problem?

                      foxes are great to look at. their poo is disgusting and the noise they make during sex is enough to wake the dead.
                      Fox = flea ridden vermin.
                      "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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