Reply to: Farewell intercourse?

[Support Monkey]

I used to shag dead bodies until some rotten c*** split on me

[SupremeSpod]

As long as they find the head she should still be able to manage a blowjob

Surely if she's dead it's just a face ****.

[SimonMac]

What if she's been blown apart by a bomb or gas explosion? Surely that can't be right?

As long as they find the head she should still be able to manage a blowjob

[Old Greg]

What if she's been blown apart by a bomb or gas explosion? Surely that can't be right?

[SupremeSpod]

I like the fact that women are up in arms over this, but yet they still fantasise over that dead guy in Twilight

Sssssh, that's different

[SimonMac]

I like the fact that women are up in arms over this, but yet they still fantasise over that dead guy in Twilight

[Support Monkey]

So basically a religion of nutters for nutters.

its similar to that other religion that bans its clerics from having sex but turns a blind eye to them all being peadophiles

[Doggy Styles]

Though you could have made them a bit araby.

[xoggoth]

Excuse for another brill xoggoth cartoon

[d000hg]

You mean it wasn't legal to start with?

[Paddy]

Ha!

Hang on, does it say it's got to be done up the oxo?

A doctor friend who worked in Saudi Arabia said the first question he asked Arab couples with infertility problems was “Which hole do you put it in?”

[Doggy Styles]

Sod's Law?

Ha!

Hang on, does it say it's got to be done up the oxo?

[Paddy]

WTF? Egypt's 'Farewell Intercourse' law allowing sex with dead wives sparks fury - Yahoo! News India

Sod's Law?

[NotAllThere]

Take off & nuke the site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

Bloody liberal.

[Diver]

Take off & nuke the site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

You know it makes sense