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Previously on "Farewell intercourse?"

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  • Support Monkey
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    I used to shag dead bodies until some rotten c*** split on me

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  • SupremeSpod
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    As long as they find the head she should still be able to manage a blowjob
    Surely if she's dead it's just a face ****.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    What if she's been blown apart by a bomb or gas explosion? Surely that can't be right?
    As long as they find the head she should still be able to manage a blowjob

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  • Old Greg
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    What if she's been blown apart by a bomb or gas explosion? Surely that can't be right?

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  • SupremeSpod
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    I like the fact that women are up in arms over this, but yet they still fantasise over that dead guy in Twilight
    Sssssh, that's different

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  • SimonMac
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    I like the fact that women are up in arms over this, but yet they still fantasise over that dead guy in Twilight

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  • Support Monkey
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    So basically a religion of nutters for nutters.
    its similar to that other religion that bans its clerics from having sex but turns a blind eye to them all being peadophiles

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  • Doggy Styles
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    Though you could have made them a bit araby.

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  • xoggoth
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    Excuse for another brill xoggoth cartoon

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  • d000hg
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    You mean it wasn't legal to start with?

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  • Paddy
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    Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
    Ha!

    Hang on, does it say it's got to be done up the oxo?

    A doctor friend who worked in Saudi Arabia said the first question he asked Arab couples with infertility problems was “Which hole do you put it in?”

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  • Doggy Styles
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    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
    Sod's Law?
    Ha!

    Hang on, does it say it's got to be done up the oxo?

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  • Paddy
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    Sod's Law?

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Take off & nuke the site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
    Bloody liberal.

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Take off & nuke the site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
    You know it makes sense

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