Well this is depressing, I'm the only one in the office!

[alluvial]

Laugh and smirk when you get to leave early and the permies have to stay till 5?

But they'll still tut and make facetious cretinous comments about only working a half day.

[vetran]

I would say to block the toilets, but at the clients office in London yesterday, the urinals were out of service so building management marked them out of order so the men had to use the toilet cubicles.
Then building management (Regus) came around and locked the cubicles because of excessive water usage

We had to traips upstairs to the next offices toilets

Well at least they weren't taking the piss!

[SimonMac]

Laugh and smirk when you get to leave early and the permies have to stay till 5?

[alluvial]

In the old days you would have had to step outside. Just ask EO.

In the very old days, you just peed in the corridor.

[Diver]

In the old days you would have had to step outside. Just ask EO.

Or at least open a window

[ChimpMaster]

I would say to block the toilets, but at the clients office in London yesterday, the urinals were out of service so building management marked them out of order so the men had to use the toilet cubicles.
Then building management (Regus) came around and locked the cubicles because of excessive water usage

We had to traips upstairs to the next offices toilets

In the old days you would have had to step outside. Just ask EO.

[Diver]

Good Idea. Part of the green party manifesto.

Not sure if people would be grateful if you unplugged the fridge though!

I would say to block the toilets, but at the clients office in London yesterday, the urinals were out of service so building management marked them out of order so the men had to use the toilet cubicles.
Then building management (Regus) came around and locked the cubicles because of excessive water usage

We had to traips upstairs to the next offices toilets

[BrilloPad]

unplug everything you can

Good Idea. Part of the green party manifesto.

Not sure if people would be grateful if you unplugged the fridge though!

[mudskipper]

Loosen the nuts on some of the chairs? Put washing up liquid in the office kettle?

I like your style.

[Diver]

In so early that none of the permies are here....what to do?

re-adjust all of thier chairs
unplug everything you can
put salt in the sugar
make a little cut in all the teabags

[BrilloPad]

In so early that none of the permies are here....what to do?

Loosen the nuts on some of the chairs? Put washing up liquid in the office kettle?

[ChimpMaster]

In so early that none of the permies are here....what to do?