Well this is depressing, I'm the only one in the office!

[vetran]

I would say to block the toilets, but at the clients office in London yesterday, the urinals were out of service so building management marked them out of order so the men had to use the toilet cubicles.
Then building management (Regus) came around and locked the cubicles because of excessive water usage

We had to traips upstairs to the next offices toilets

Well at least they weren't taking the piss!

[alluvial]

Laugh and smirk when you get to leave early and the permies have to stay till 5?

But they'll still tut and make facetious cretinous comments about only working a half day.