Why do I always get a desk

[escapeUK]

It could be a lot worse, an occasional smell of a whore rather than listening to them talking non stop in a loud annoying voice all day, about what their stupid chav named children did the day before.

[d000hg]

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You seem very sensitive. Perhaps you're not cut out for contracting?

[lukemg]

3 weeks one time sans Desk, PC OR id. Had been benched for 5 months before so bailing till they sorted it was not an option.
Spent a lot of time and money in on-site Starbucks and struggled to break that habit when the kit finally arrived....

[hyperD]

It could be worse, you could have worked at this IT deparment

Ewwwwwwwwww...

[scooby]

[NickFitz]

Just be glad you got a desk. At my second contract they didn't get me a desk until the third week, and then I had to stand there watching the project manager unpack it, try to decipher the instructions, and assemble the damn thing

I was quite pleased that they managed to get a computer to go with it just before I headed back to my hotel at teatime

[Peoplesoft bloke]

They're spraying perfume coz they think you smell of poo but don't want to tell you...



Tone

So now the place stinks of poo and their foul bodyspray - errghhh.

[amcdonald]

It could be worse, you could have worked at this IT deparment

[Sands of Time]

They're spraying perfume coz they think you smell of poo but don't want to tell you...



Tone

[nomadd]

at clientco near the blinkin annoying women who around this time of day emerge from the bogs reeking of the foul stench of a Bratislavan Chemical factory, having emptied half a can of that special body spray that smells like a cross between formaldehyde and fly spray all over their fetid bodies?

And whilst we are about it, what twunt made saying "bye" the absolute maximum number of times at the end of a phone call into a flipin compulsory contest?

Hi.

Bye...
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You still here?

Bye...
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[norrahe]

The missus does that, it must be a woman's thing. Men start a conversation with a grunt and end with a grunt. REAL MEN say nothing in between. (Unless it's a grunt)

I know some guys (pimps) who do that as well and or some reason their voice goes up an octave when they do it.

I find the women who do the same bleedin' irritating.

[xoggoth]

saying "bye" the absolute maximum number of times at the end of a phone call

The missus does that, it must be a woman's thing. Men start a conversation with a grunt and end with a grunt. REAL MEN say nothing in between. (Unless it's a grunt)

[MarillionFan]

I may be a fella, but even I can tell you're upset about something. Have you got the decorators in?

All I can hear is 'blah blah blah, smell, blah blah blah, toilet lid up'

[bless 'em all]

at clientco near the blinkin annoying women who around this time of day emerge from the bogs reeking of the foul stench of a Bratislavan Chemical factory, having emptied half a can of that special body spray that smells like a cross between formaldehyde and fly spray all over their fetid bodies?

And whilst we are about it, what twunt made saying "bye" the absolute maximum number of times at the end of a phone call into a flipin compulsory contest?

I may be a fella, but even I can tell you're upset about something. Have you got the decorators in?

[Peoplesoft bloke]

at clientco near the blinkin annoying women who around this time of day emerge from the bogs reeking of the foul stench of a Bratislavan Chemical factory, having emptied half a can of that special body spray that smells like a cross between formaldehyde and fly spray all over their fetid bodies?

And whilst we are about it, what twunt made saying "bye" the absolute maximum number of times at the end of a phone call into a flipin compulsory contest?