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Previously on "Things a contractor doesn't want to hear..."
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Originally posted by norrahe View PostClientco: We'd like you to take over this failing project.
Norr: ok, can you get me the plans, budgets and business specs from the other project manager
Clientco: there aren't any
Norr:
( A true story folks)
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Clientco: We'd like you to take over this failing project.
Norr: ok, can you get me the plans, budgets and business specs from the other project manager
Clientco: there aren't any
Norr:
( A true story folks)
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We’ve decided to move all our systems and severs to Microsoft Windows because our director uses Windows on his laptop and he says it is easy to use.
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"Welcome, this is your seat, this guy sitting next to you is Norman from Wilmslow"
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"This is your'e seat, the screens are angled so the guy paying your invoices can see hes getting his moneys worth".
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Originally posted by Bacchus View Post"would you be interested in joining us as a member of staff"
I'll just recalculate my earning per second to restore my equilibrium. Ah, that's better. Ker-ching.
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I need two references before I can submit your profile to the clent.
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