Bog advice....

[northernladyuk]

Will he get a prize "finish"

If he gets it in we've adapted the sticker reward system to work with nipple clamps.

If he misses, I rub his nose in it. I think he does miss on purpose sometimes, the little tyke.

[eek]

Time to dig out his onesie, nappies and dummy. I feel another little 'training session' coming on.

Will he get a prize "finish"

[northernladyuk]

Do I hover or get sat down for a long comfortable number two?

Time to dig out his onesie, nappies and dummy. I feel another little 'training session' coming on.

[wim121]

Always hover unless it is your own toilet.

I always have a problem with modern toilets, the U-bends are so small that they can't cope with my enormous dumps.

[VirtualMonkey]

careful if you sot down for too long...the lights in the bog here are on a motion sensor...many is the time i've been left in the dark whilst.........nah you don't need to hear that

[EternalOptimist]

I always carry around andrex moist wipes, so fresh and so clean

wot he said. I just couldnt help spicing it up a bit though

[The Spartan]

I always carry around andrex moist wipes, so fresh and so clean

[SimonMac]

Really, WGAS

Well by the sounds of it NLUK is contemplating it, but needs advice on technique

[pacharan]

Do I hover or get sat down for a long comfortable number two?

Really, WGAS

[EternalOptimist]

I always carry a 'sani-ring' ever since the big disaster of '97.
A sani-ring is a disinfected bum-sized ring of canvas with an ole in the middle, designed to prevent worms or larvae burrowing through the soft tissue and lodging in your intestines.
Back in 1997, I was visiting the far east and made the mistake of sitting on a warm worm infested crusty bog seat.
The local shaman offered me two choices, a horrible death or a tribal remedy known as 'swallowing the sheep', which involved me swallowing a fist sized lump of coarse lambs-wool treated with turpentine. It hurt a lot as it made its way through my tubes, but it did a good job of scouring me out.
As well as all the horrible things that got cleared out, there was also a button and an everton hat badge that I must have swallowed as a kid.


no word of a lie gov

[Zoiderman]

I reckon the moment you start to hover, is the moment you could get a bit crazy about it all. If you look at door handles, shaking hands, finger food, stroking your dog, stroking anyones dog, picking up items in Supermarkets, etc, etc, etc you will end up walking around with gloves and a mask on.

I guess if I catch something off a toilet seat, we'll see if the marriage is as strong as I think it is, but I am not too concerned about germs.

More things to worry about; sit down and enjoy earning free money on the client.

[BrilloPad]

At the office alot put paper towels (used for drying hands) on the seat. Then flush them. This causes alot of outages.

[The Spartan]

You know it's wrong when you sit down and the seat is still warm

[eek]

Do I hover or get sat down for a long comfortable number two?

Depends who's bog it is and who was there last. At home sit down at work imagine the worms and tapeworms others may have.

[northernladuk]

Do I hover or get sat down for a long comfortable number two?