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Originally posted by eek View Post
Liver failure after 4 days of waiting for a liver transplant. As bp said above its a thoroughly unpleasant way to kill yourself
Dozens of Vietnamese die each year in the US after eating those, because they're apparently almost identical to an edible species found in Vietnam.
I survived the “Destroying Angel”
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I meet Suity once and quite liked him. Sorry to hear he's having issues.
Get well soon sweetie
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Postparacetomol wont kill you directly. you will die in pain about 2 weeks later of kidney/liver failure. by which time you will have changed your mind.
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostIf you change your mind, you'll need to take a shedload of methionine
So to get rid of that you'll need a big dose of folic acid and vitamin E.
the last time I took a big dose of folic acid and vitamin E,
Within 2 days, all the hair had grown back on my baldy patch, and I was was walking around sporting a permenant massive boner for 2 WEEKS
mind you, on reflection, I think I dreamed it
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostIf you change your mind, you'll need to take a shedload of methionine to counteract the effects.
But will that will convert to homocysteine, which can cause heart problems and increase the risk of dementia.
So to get rid of that you'll need a big dose of folic acid and vitamin E.
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
paracetomol wont kill you directly. you will die in pain about 2 weeks later of kidney/liver failure. by which time you will have changed your mind.
But will that will convert to homocysteine, which can cause heart problems and increase the risk of dementia.
So to get rid of that you'll need a big dose of folic acid and vitamin E.
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Originally posted by Old Greg View PostSuity does not flounce. He strides majestically.
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Postparacetomol wont kill you directly. you will die in pain about 2 weeks later of kidney/liver failure. by which time you will have changed your mind.
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostWHS. But if you need to pop down to the chemists to buy pills for an overdose, remember you need at least 10 packets of paracetemol & the staff are only allowed to sell you two packets. Come back and PM us and we'll have a whip round.
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MF
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Originally posted by eek View PostActually I am back here but only to say take some time off and get some proper sleep and no alcohol.
That will make the world look like a lot better place and will allow you to see the bits you need to work on and the bits you should simply be ignoring.
But I know the pain when agile methodology means we can have everything NOW.
In always helpful mode.
MF
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