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    #81
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    WHS. But if you need to pop down to the chemists to buy pills for an overdose, remember you need at least 10 packets of paracetemol & the staff are only allowed to sell you two packets. Come back and PM us and we'll have a whip round.

    In always helpful mode.

    MF
    paracetomol wont kill you directly. you will die in pain about 2 weeks later of kidney/liver failure. by which time you will have changed your mind.

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      #82
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      paracetomol wont kill you directly. you will die in pain about 2 weeks later of kidney/liver failure. by which time you will have changed your mind.
      WBPS. I've seen people do that and even a mild accidental overdose is thoroughly unpleasant.
      merely at clientco for the entertainment

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        #83
        Did he flounce or what? CBA to read whole thread.

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          #84
          Originally posted by AtW View Post
          Did he flounce or what? CBA to read whole thread.
          Suity does not flounce. He strides majestically.

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            #85
            Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
            Suity does not flounce. He strides majestically.
            WHS. Like Quentin Crisp needing a poo.
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #86
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              WHS. Like Quentin Crisp needing a poo.
              Your snack of choice.

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                #87
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

                paracetomol wont kill you directly. you will die in pain about 2 weeks later of kidney/liver failure. by which time you will have changed your mind.
                If you change your mind, you'll need to take a shedload of methionine to counteract the effects.

                But will that will convert to homocysteine, which can cause heart problems and increase the risk of dementia.

                So to get rid of that you'll need a big dose of folic acid and vitamin E.
                Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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                  #88
                  Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
                  If you change your mind, you'll need to take a shedload of methionine to counteract the effects.

                  But will that will convert to homocysteine, which can cause heart problems and increase the risk of dementia.

                  So to get rid of that you'll need a big dose of folic acid and vitamin E.
                  Wouldn't it be more sensible to skip straight to the vitamins and get an early night?
                  While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                    #89
                    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
                    If you change your mind, you'll need to take a shedload of methionine

                    So to get rid of that you'll need a big dose of folic acid and vitamin E.
                    Yeah right.


                    the last time I took a big dose of folic acid and vitamin E,
                    Within 2 days, all the hair had grown back on my baldy patch, and I was was walking around sporting a permenant massive boner for 2 WEEKS


                    mind you, on reflection, I think I dreamed it



                    (\__/)
                    (>'.'<)
                    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                      #90
                      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                      paracetomol wont kill you directly. you will die in pain about 2 weeks later of kidney/liver failure. by which time you will have changed your mind.
                      BBC News - Paracetamol death: Desiree Phillips died after taking too many, inquest told
                      Coffee's for closers

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