where's MF and cojak

[eek]

and MP on top?

As churchill (the TV version) would say oh yes.

Also I'm getting ready for when rep becomes old fashioned and friends are the in thing.

[northernladuk]

Look at my profile and my friends. I operate on the modus operandi of keeping my friends close and my enemies closer.

and MP on top?

[MarillionFan]

Is that the same twunt that is one of three friends on your profile???

I think you two are putting a front on for us to attempt to distract from the fact you both got engaged to each other very recently.

Just saying like.

Lickspittles the lot.

[eek]

Is that the same twunt that is one of three friends on your profile???

I think you two are putting a front on for us to attempt to distract from the fact you both got engaged to each other very recently.

Just saying like.

Look at my profile and my friends. I operate on the modus operandi of keeping my friends close and my enemies closer.

[cojak]

It's only a prototype at the moment.

And I'll remove the image of the other prototype doing the rounds at the moment.

(Although fortuntely Wilmslow has made himself scarce lately...)

[northernladuk]

Mods. Can someone ban this twunt? He's started five threads about me in three days. This surely has to be a banning offence. If I'm bored with it, the rest of the board must be in unending tedium. Have a word.

Is that the same twunt that is one of three friends on your profile???

I think you two are putting a front on for us to attempt to distract from the fact you both got engaged to each other very recently.

Just saying like.

[eek]

Mods. Can someone ban this twunt? He's started five threads about me in three days. This surely has to be a banning offence. If I'm bored with it, the rest of the board must be in unending tedium. Have a word.

Sorry but you love of ukuleles is such that I saw this and instantly thought of you.

[MarillionFan]

Mods. Can someone ban this twunt? He's started five threads about me in three days. This surely has to be a banning offence. If I'm bored with it, the rest of the board must be in unending tedium. Have a word.

[Zippy]

Cojak will be in the queue at the Apple store.

[eek]

I've just found the perfect toy for him

plugging in your Apple iPad and iPhone and together and you get a Futulele. No serious, it is a a virtual Ukulele or a Virtulele. Why you would do this I don’t know as you can buy a Ukulele for £20 and the Apple version is worth £600 (price of the two devices). Take a look.
“The Futulele is an upcoming Ukulele synthesizer for iOS. Although it can work on a single iPad it really shines with a special guitar-shaped case that holds both an iPad and an iPhone, which are connected to each other via Bluetooth. iPhone is used to define the chords and iPad is used for strumming.
“We have managed to reduce the chord switch lag to a minimum level and capture every little nuance of a high-grade professional Ukulele instrument. You can use up to 12 chords for each song, and change chord sets on the fly. Full recording and sharing possibilities come straight from OMGuitar, as well as the effects section,”

And it only requires 1 ipad, 1 iphone and some additional hardware.