Reply to: WARNING! Level three severity alert! WARNING!

[KimberleyChris]

You B*****ds.

You're all just watching me stood there alone in front of the wicket. waiting for the fast bowler to come out.

Cruel.....

[KimberleyChris]

It's no good...the suspense is killing me.

Is there a word for "The fear of impending graphs"?

[SueEllen]

Good job you don't live over here then, it being mandatory an all.

€550 to winterise my fiat 500

Are the summer tyres put in storage to be swapped back when it warms up?

BTW in London and the South East the weather isn't consistently cold enough in Winter which screws up the idea of getting winter tyres.

[scooterscot]

Maybe I should have replaced the made in Romania retreads on my van. #1 son reports his winter tyres are brilliant but I'd rather risk serious death than spend 4x80 quid +VAT.

Good job you don't live over here then, it being mandatory an all.

€550 to winterise my fiat 500

[SueEllen]

There is a 100% probability [oooh, sticking their necks out] of severe cold weather and icy conditions between 1000 on Monday and 1000 on Friday [big time scale though] in parts [ffs] of England.

I love the list of regions with the percentages under the alert.

Least it makes it an easy news week.

[KimberleyChris]

Have you tried calling them about global warming and there is no snow, it's an illusion.

Get it right...

If we have a hot spell in Summer, that is called 'global warming'.
If we have a cold spell in winter, that is called 'weather'.

[TimberWolf]

There is a 100% probability [oooh, sticking their necks out] of severe cold weather and icy conditions between 1000 on Monday and 1000 on Friday [big time scale though] in parts [ffs] of England.

[EternalOptimist]

when I was a kid silent movies were a thing of the past
then when I was growed up, proper liqourice was a thing of the past
next thatcher was a thing of the past
then snow was a thing of the past
then it was a hard on. a boner was a thing of the past.


just my luck that the only one to make a come-back was fkng snow

[Paddy]

This week's cold weather has seen the Met Office issue its first England-wide Level 3 Cold Weather Alert of the winter.

The Met Office Cold Weather Alert service supports the Cold Weather Plan developed by the Department of Health, the Health Protection Agency, blah, blah, quango, blah, nanny state.




It's winter, it will be cold.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

Have you tried calling them about global warming and there is no snow, it's an illusion.

[NickFitz]

Level 3 of ??

Four.

[xoggoth]

Maybe I should have replaced the made in Romania retreads on my van. #1 son reports his winter tyres are brilliant but I'd rather risk serious death than spend 4x80 quid +VAT.

[fullyautomatix]

People are advised to stay indoors, and on no account go outside.

THERE IS GOING TO BE ICE.

Yep, ICE.

They are paid tulip load of money to do this. THey have got to show some productivity and this winter has been too mild. They have got to take advantage of some surprise snowy conditions.

[DimPrawn]

That's frozen water to those born during the Global Warming years or educated under New Labour.

[DimPrawn]

People are advised to stay indoors, and on no account go outside.

THERE IS GOING TO BE ICE.

Yep, ICE.

[eek]

The warning is for ice on untreated roads.

Give me strength.