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Previously on "Thursday Funnies..."
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I reckon they're made up. The one I thought was funny was the leaving present in the bathroom.
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That must be what I replaced then..Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostI use Swype (I think that's what it's called, anyway).
It was installed as standard on my Samsung Galaxy S II
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Free is a 30 day trial...
I used it and loved the fact it went through your email / twitter etc to learn you style. Then it was on sale for 99p so bought it.
The predictive text saves me a lot of time for a namby-pamby computer fingered typist. There's no double thumb super texting here.
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I've got swiftkey for andriod and finally have touch keyboard that I can use.
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I installed TouchPal for Android and that likewise seems to work well. Not done a speed comparison yet though. Plus it provides extra keyboard options and functions not available on the default keyboard.Originally posted by Halo Jones View PostTrying out the swiping at present: seems to work ok
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Trying out the swiping at present: seems to work okOriginally posted by TimberWolf View PostAre you lot tappers or swipers?
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I believe it "learns" words you use so those only come up in auto correct if you use them anyway.Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostThey are funny.
The autocorrect suspiciously appears to be picking a lot of naughty words though.
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They do make me crack-up - funny looks in the office, maybe time for some work.
The Gay Porn stash is classic.
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They are funny.
The autocorrect suspiciously appears to be picking a lot of naughty words though.Stupid autocrustacean! I mean auburn cockrocket.
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