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Thursday Funnies...
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They are funny.
The autocorrect suspiciously appears to be picking a lot of naughty words though.Stupid autocrustacean! I mean auburn cockrocket.Comment
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They do make me crack-up - funny looks in the office, maybe time for some work.
The Gay Porn stash is classic.Comment
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I believe it "learns" words you use so those only come up in auto correct if you use them anyway.Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostThey are funny.
The autocorrect suspiciously appears to be picking a lot of naughty words though.Just saying like.
where there's chaos, there's cash !
I could agree with you, but then we would both be wrong!
Lowering the tone since 1963Comment
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Trying out the swiping at present: seems to work okOriginally posted by TimberWolf View PostAre you lot tappers or swipers?Growing old is mandatory
Growing up is optionalComment
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I installed TouchPal for Android and that likewise seems to work well. Not done a speed comparison yet though. Plus it provides extra keyboard options and functions not available on the default keyboard.Originally posted by Halo Jones View PostTrying out the swiping at present: seems to work okComment
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I've got swiftkey for andriod and finally have touch keyboard that I can use.Comment
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