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Previously on "Mumsnet trolling. Which one of you was it this time?"

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Someone provided a link to their Oxo Tower thread, which is always worth a read.

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  • wobbegong
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    Anal sex is one thing , but Centre Parcs????

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  • fullyautomatix
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    That mumsnet attracts some right old nutters. I worry for their children.

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  • Freamon
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    Actually on second thoughts, no.

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Can NLadyUK be forum personality winner next year please?
    I can be whatever you want me to be, honey.

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  • d000hg
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    Can NLadyUK be forum personality winner next year please?

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  • Ruprect
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    This guys has to be one of us surely??

    LOL!!!!
    iklboo Mon 16-Jan-12 20:29:20
    Not seen it in their brochure....

    'Join us for long walks in leafy glades or cycle through the picturesque woodland. If it's raining, why not try to persuade the missus to take it up the wrong 'un?'

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  • northernladuk
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    This guys has to be one of us surely??

    ArthurLobon Thu 19-Jan-12 13:48:04
    Whats wrong i thought it was fair advice its obvious her hubby still thinks highly of her being as he fancies a marmite mining session its upto herself but dont knock it till you have tried it. she never knows what it may lead to as regards there relationship.
    ArthurLobon Thu 19-Jan-12 13:38:00
    Just out of intrest is your husband a snooker player?

    If he his just remind him you get more points for the easy pink than taking the tight brown.
    ArthurLobon Thu 19-Jan-12 13:54:20
    Message deleted by Mumsnet.
    LOL!!!!

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by eek View Post
    Don't take this the wrong way but
    If only!

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    And my bum hole has just about returned to the right size!!
    Didn't know you'd been to boarding school.

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Gathering dust? You want to have a word with the cleaner. Lazy cow.
    She IS the cleaner and she IS a lazy cow!

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    I remember when you used to love a bit of that on a Friday night.

    But now my strap-on is just sitting in the bedside drawer gathering dust.
    Ah those were the days hey love... <sigh>

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    I remember when you used to love a bit of that on a Friday night.

    But now my strap-on is just sitting in the bedside drawer gathering dust.
    Don't take this the wrong way but

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to northernladyuk again.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    I remember when you used to love a bit of that on a Friday night.

    But now my strap-on is just sitting in the bedside drawer gathering dust.
    Gathering dust? You want to have a word with the cleaner. Lazy cow.

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    Those Milfs think they are above all our banter but as soon as someone puts 'Anal sex' you they are all giggling like little girls..

    Gagging for it, the lot of them...
    I remember when you used to love a bit of that on a Friday night.

    But now my strap-on is just sitting in the bedside drawer gathering dust.

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