In the moon under water in Manchester last saturday. I ordered salty peanuts when i really fancied chille flavoured. I could have died of shame
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Can't have a thread like this without a poll, so I've added one.
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Originally posted by TestMangler View PostWhen i worked at Clerical Medical in Bristol, we used to have a 'Wank Of The Week' award.
I won it once for plugging my iPod into works laptop to charge it while working from home, burying it under a pile of paper and forgetting it was there, then finding the laptop wouldn't boot (as it was set in BIOS to boot from USB first) the following morning. Arsed around with it trying to get it working for two days, before clearing the desk, finding the iPod plugged in and removing it.
Funny none the less..
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When i worked at Clerical Medical in Bristol, we used to have a 'Wank Of The Week' award.
I won it once for plugging my iPod into works laptop to charge it while working from home, burying it under a pile of paper and forgetting it was there, then finding the laptop wouldn't boot (as it was set in BIOS to boot from USB first) the following morning. Arsed around with it trying to get it working for two days, before clearing the desk, finding the iPod plugged in and removing it.
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BEST EVER!!!
THE ONE NEVER TO BE MISSED!!!!!
ad infintum...
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I will second your nomination OS. You still have your Christmas decorations up and it's the 12th already.
Sorry about the tickets though.
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Sorry to hear that.
I am sure I will beat it before the day is out. I usually do.
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Cretin of the day: Nominations
8oracleslave25.00%2TestMangler25.00%2No AndyW option as he would always win anyway.50.00%4I'd like to nominate myself. Spent a few hundred quid on tickets for the family to go to Totem. Thought the tickets were for 08-Feb but they were for last weekend
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