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  • EternalOptimist
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    In the moon under water in Manchester last saturday. I ordered salty peanuts when i really fancied chille flavoured. I could have died of shame



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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    You actually don't need provide evidence for Cretin of the week award. We already believe you

    ..
    WHS

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  • NotAllThere
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    Can't have a thread like this without a poll, so I've added one.

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    When i worked at Clerical Medical in Bristol, we used to have a 'Wank Of The Week' award.

    I won it once for plugging my iPod into works laptop to charge it while working from home, burying it under a pile of paper and forgetting it was there, then finding the laptop wouldn't boot (as it was set in BIOS to boot from USB first) the following morning. Arsed around with it trying to get it working for two days, before clearing the desk, finding the iPod plugged in and removing it.

    You actually don't need provide evidence for Cretin of the week award. We already believe you

    Funny none the less..

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  • TestMangler
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    When i worked at Clerical Medical in Bristol, we used to have a 'Wank Of The Week' award.

    I won it once for plugging my iPod into works laptop to charge it while working from home, burying it under a pile of paper and forgetting it was there, then finding the laptop wouldn't boot (as it was set in BIOS to boot from USB first) the following morning. Arsed around with it trying to get it working for two days, before clearing the desk, finding the iPod plugged in and removing it.

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
    I'd like to nominate myself. Spent a few hundred quid on tickets for the family to go to Totem. Thought the tickets were for 08-Feb but they were for last weekend
    Ohh man that sucks because it was f**king brilliant!!!

    BEST EVER!!!

    THE ONE NEVER TO BE MISSED!!!!!

    ad infintum...

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
    I'd like to nominate myself. Spent a few hundred quid on tickets for the family to go to Totem. Thought the tickets were for 08-Feb but they were for last weekend
    That'll be the old age kicking in.

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
    I'd like to nominate myself. Spent a few hundred quid on tickets for the family to go to Totem. Thought the tickets were for 08-Feb but they were for last weekend
    Ah, now I see why your current project is doing so well

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
    I'd like to nominate myself. Spent a few hundred quid on tickets for the family to go to Totem. Thought the tickets were for 08-Feb but they were for last weekend


    I will second your nomination OS. You still have your Christmas decorations up and it's the 12th already.

    Sorry about the tickets though.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Sorry to hear that.

    I am sure I will beat it before the day is out. I usually do.

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  • oracleslave
    started a poll Cretin of the day: Nominations

    Cretin of the day: Nominations

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    oracleslave
    25.00%
    2
    TestMangler
    25.00%
    2
    No AndyW option as he would always win anyway.
    50.00%
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    I'd like to nominate myself. Spent a few hundred quid on tickets for the family to go to Totem. Thought the tickets were for 08-Feb but they were for last weekend
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