Reply to: Motoring Offence

[PAH]

EVen more scary is that for people to have met them, someone must have claimed to be them

It's a great real life method for sending stalkers to /dev/null

[sasguru]

Give it up sas, it's not funny anymore.

Give me some credit. My sockies are so good people claim to have met them.:
EVen more scary is that for people to have met them, someone must have claimed to be them

[BrilloPad]

"of course I'll pull out" is one of the oldest lies known to man or woman.

Still possible to get pregnant even if you pull out? What do you call lovers who use the withdrawal method of contraception? Parents.

[PAH]

2010 Darwin Award: Textbook Double Double Darwin

Poor bloke was probably on the vinegar strokes when he spotted the truck's lights through the rear windscreen, or rear view mirror, depending who was on top.

Proving that at that moment nothing will stop a man from getting his rocks off, and why "of course I'll pull out" is one of the oldest lies known to man or woman.

[ChimpMaster]

Ban him, finish him, no mercy!

[cojak]

Give it up sas, it's not funny anymore.

WWS.

[Lockhouse]

Epic fail.

[russell]

30 mph on the M3, I don't believe it! You would never get up to that speed with all the traffic.

[PAH]

I was in middle lane of M3 I was travelling at 30 miles an hour at the time of being stopped.

Shame a truck didn't drive over the top of you. It's the only way some cretins learn.

Though I suspect the real solution is for this crusty sockpuppet to be put through a thorough wash cycle.

[SimonMac]

As it was on the Motorway wouldn't it be a capital office?

Hangings too good for some!

[BrilloPad]

Is the penalty for motoring offences still deportation?

[Paddy]

On this Saturday this afternoon I was stopped by police and issued with a document to produce my pasrticulares to the local police.

This is the situation I tried explaining my reasoning to this officer but this policeman would not accept that I was not in the wrong.

In India, this lane, this inside lane of the carriageway, is designated use for slow lorries, carts, omnibus and other slow moving wehicles while private car journey is conducted in middle and outer lane of carriageway.

I am perplexed that this officer would deem it appropriate that this offence for which I may be reported (and I quote) "is driving without due car and attention". I was in middle lane of M3 I was travelling at 30 miles an hour at the time of being stopped. I would posit that this was careful driving with very much attention.

On a similar topic, a friend of mine was stopped by police for overtaking on 3 laner. The overtaking lane was congested with vehicles overtaking slow moving vehicles in slow lane so he went into 3rd lane to overtake the slower overtaking traffic since there was no vehicle approaching form contrary direction.

This, in India, is perfectly acceptable to use all 3 lanes of 3 laner. As a matter of fact, if there is hard shoulder this too can be used for overtaking manouevres thus making it 5 laner.

Poor try, not least you got the offence wrong. It is an offence to drive at a speed which obstructs the progress of other traffic. FYI: The Offence is Obstruction of the Highway.

[SimonMac]

On this Saturday this afternoon I was stopped by police and issued with a document to produce my pasrticulares to the local police.

This is the situation I tried explaining my reasoning to this officer but this policeman would not accept that I was not in the wrong.

In India, this lane, this inside lane of the carriageway, is designated use for slow lorries, carts, omnibus and other slow moving wehicles while private car journey is conducted in middle and outer lane of carriageway.

I am perplexed that this officer would deem it appropriate that this offence for which I may be reported (and I quote) "is driving without due car and attention". I was in middle lane of M3 I was travelling at 30 miles an hour at the time of being stopped. I would posit that this was careful driving with very much attention.

On a similar topic, a friend of mine was stopped by police for overtaking on 3 laner. The overtaking lane was congested with vehicles overtaking slow moving vehicles in slow lane so he went into 3rd lane to overtake the slower overtaking traffic since there was no vehicle approaching form contrary direction.

This, in India, is perfectly acceptable to use all 3 lanes of 3 laner. As a matter of fact, if there is hard shoulder this too can be used for overtaking manouevres thus making it 5 laner.

One problem though (well apart from the fact you are not real) YOU ARE NOT IN INDIA!

[d000hg]

Must try this reasoning when I decide to drive on the right... "they do it in America guv".

[DimPrawn]

Give it up sas, it's not funny anymore.

When was it funny?