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Previously on "Rodent solution"
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oops been pulled. but now I have a mental image of Vinnie Jones pounding away at the Sovereign to the tune of 'Staying alive' on a small furry rodent covered in smoothie.
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Anyone willing to give odds on the innocent smoothie mouse being resurrected after 3 days?
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In most cases the responses section is funnier/more interesting than the website itself..
Some crackers in there...
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Stella.
What I found interesting was that Old Greg had his picture on the site.
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Rodent solution
So a guy in the states is suing Pepsi for $50k because he claims he found a dead mouse in his Mountain Dew.
He mailed the mouse to Pepsi and they are disputing the claim stating that it's impossible he found it intact because the mouse would have completely DISSOLVED in the can before he even opened it.
Whilst the case continues, the story has gone viral and a UK based chap with a healthy curiosity in biological decomposition rates wants to know which popular beverage will dissolve a mouse the fastest. He has set up an experiment which you can follow here:
Which of These Drinks Will Dissolve a Mouse Fastest? | VICE
Shall we have a CUK sweepstake?
I'll take Red Rooster.
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