Reply to: My next forum holiday

[wobbegong]

What refreshing honesty

I notice the stream of icons next to the avatars of both "Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson" and "Pastor Ezekiel" both contain "w**king fists".

[d000hg]

That'll be piss take.

Took me about thirty seconds. But I've always been bit slow on the uptake. It's more obvious if you enter the site through the home page. List of banned toys this christmas...

I'll peruse at leisure at home.

Given that Westboro are real, it's hard for fiction to be more absurd than reality.

[OwlHoot]

As I am banned can someone post to ask if its a sin to eat a Pot Noodle while masturbating on the curtains

You need to be more subtle there, either a Bible thumping (funda)mentalist or an eager believer hesitatingly pointing out some absurd conflict of belief, as examples. Atheists and obvious trolls are banned in no time. Maybe a muslim fundamentalist thinking of converting would be a good troll.

[Notascooby]

Funnily site - blocked from office....I wont even try b3ta.

[NotAllThere]

I used to visit this site regularly, it always amazed me the number of loons that didn't realise that it was all a p1ss take...

That'll be piss take.

Took me about thirty seconds. But I've always been bit slow on the uptake. It's more obvious if you enter the site through the home page. List of banned toys this christmas...

I'll peruse at leisure at home.

[Notascooby]

I used to visit this site regularly, it always amazed me the number of loons that didn't realise that it was all a p1ss take. Their film reviews were total class and the Jesus lovers would come on to defend the likes of piglet's adventure which had obviously been damned to hell by the LOB site.

Always makes me think of the excellent Amazon.com reviews for the King James Bible...(although the best reviews are for the 3 wolfs t-shirts if anyone has a half hour to kill)

That, the onion and B3ta (now include the daily mash) are some of the best Friday afternoon wasting sites out there.

[SimonMac]

As I am banned can someone post to ask if its a sin to eat a Pot Noodle while masturbating on the curtains

[OwlHoot]

If I get time before the weekend I'll post there as a "short" introduction to myself one of Lancelot Andrewes's Sermons on the Nativity, preached before King James in the 1620s. That should go down well.

[eek]

Llandovery - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Research. The is in the detail.

It looked two obvious. I'm off to talk about lunch tomorrow night. Leviticus 11 will be my starting point.

[MarillionFan]

Llandovery - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Research. The is in the detail.

If you can't work out how to troll a troll site then you're not trolling properly. The trolling starts trollmorrow.

[bless 'em all]

Llandovery Baptist Church. Come on you're not even trying.

Llandovery - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Research. The is in the detail.

[SimonMac]

Well there goes my night, banned already and all I mentioned was fallatio, anal sex and if the Satan Club was recruiting and what there gang colours were

[SimonMac]

Take a bow son

Bless you all - The Landover Baptist Church Forum

I have not read the Bible but I have seen the film twice

[SimonMac]

Hi - The Landover Baptist Church Forum

[SimonMac]

Is it just me or does anyone else find that forum a bit "Preachy"