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Previously on "Weirdest feeling this morning"

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by eek View Post
    What in 150 lines of code?

    there's enough there for Skynet to become sentient and take over the world.
    It includes comments

    that Lorum Ipsum function is a beaut.

    yep happens to me sometimes you find you are in the zone.

    scares the heck out of me.

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  • BPMGuru
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Precisely why I got bored of programming and stuck with BPM. I was monkeying about with .net on Friday night and got a working text to speech app in 2 lines of code.
    You sure about that ?

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  • Sysman
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    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    wrote it all from scratch and it references some other classes I wrote too.
    That's where the bugs'll be then

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    I know
    most .net is simply
    Code:
    public void function(String Input, String FileName)
    {
       DotNetFunctionThatDoesWhatYouNeed(Input);
       Save(FileName);
    }
    Precisely why I got bored of programming and stuck with BPM. I was monkeying about with .net on Friday night and got a working text to speech app in 2 lines of code.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    ah yes. mind you...I used to be able to do the 400m in 58s as well <cough fatty cough>

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    I wrote 150 lines of c# which compiled, ran and worked as expected first time.
    Yep. I remember the first time I coded up a few mind-bogglingly complex functions and they worked fust time.
    I bragged about it for weeks, I even phoned someone to tell them


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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
    150 lines ! What you writing ? The Matrix ?
    I know
    most .net is simply
    Code:
    public void function(String Input, String FileName)
    {
       DotNetFunctionThatDoesWhatYouNeed(Input);
       Save(FileName);
    }

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  • fullyautomatix
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    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    It recursively loops through a series of objects(of differing types) to find the last object and returns that.
    Recursion.....I have a bad feeling about the code. Have you run this past Suity for his opinion ? Always helps to get a BPM architect on board for a complex task like this.

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  • fullyautomatix
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    150 lines ! What you writing ? The Matrix ?

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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    That must print "Hello World" in really big colourful letters.

    It recursively loops through a series of objects(of differing types) to find the last object and returns that.

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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
    FTFY

    wrote it all from scratch and it references some other classes I wrote too.

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    I wrote 150 lines of c# which compiled, ran and worked as expected first time.
    That must print "Hello World" in really big colourful letters.

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    You've missed the deeply embedded bug which will cause Global Thermonuclear War in 3 weeks time.
    What in 150 lines of code?

    there's enough there for Skynet to become sentient and take over the world.

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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    I downloaded 150 lines of c# which compiled, ran and worked as expected first time.
    FTFY

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  • Spacecadet
    started a topic Weirdest feeling this morning

    Weirdest feeling this morning

    I wrote 150 lines of c# which compiled, ran and worked as expected first time.

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