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Previously on "5 habits that will hurt your relationship"

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  • escapeUK
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    Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
    You sound like a real catch.
    Catch as in caught as in trapped? Not something Im looking to be.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by escapeUK View Post
    No, its because most of them are to women who dont really bring anything to the partnership except needs.
    In which case more fool the men for being moronic enough to marry such women.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by escapeUK View Post

    No, its because most of them are to women who dont really bring anything to the partnership except needs.

    You sound like a real catch.

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  • escapeUK
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Within my family, we will often have quite loud shouting matches. Outside observers aren't always aware that there's no heat in it at all. Too much time in improv theatre I think.
    If I saw that Id assume you didnt give a toss about each other. People who care have feelings. If you dont care, why would you be bothered about what the other said or shouted.

    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    No wonder so many marriages fail if this is what passes for advice.
    No, its because most of them are to women who dont really bring anything to the partnership except needs.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Don’t get me wrong – your relationship is very important. But so are you. And so is the life you’d so carefully built up before you began your relationship. Don’t be tempted to start putting yourself and your stuff – your goals, interests and friends – in second place when you’re in a relationship, because it won’t get the results you long for.
    No wonder so many marriages fail if this is what passes for advice.

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Why? The glint in his eye while you're doing it makes it all worth it.
    And the gamey scent makes all that digging worthwhile.

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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Mindless pap on yahoo

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    What do you do that beggars belief in your relationship, that has others gaping and your wife rolling her eyes with a rye smile?

    For example, when someone comes to visit I usually welcome them, and then shout TEA at SY02 until she makes us one.
    You mean you have to tell her more than once??

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  • Jeebo72
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Mindless pap on yahoo


    What do you do that beggars belief in your relationship, that has others gaping and your wife rolling her eyes with
    Hookers, coke, mdma and £300 bottles of red.

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  • TestMangler
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    Phone rang at 4 AM today and the wife sleepily answered.

    She got unusually angry and screamed "How the F**K would I know ? Phone the F**king coastguard !" and slammed the phone down hard.

    I gently asked her who had called and she replied, "Some stupid woman wanting to know if the coast was clear....."

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    You can't wank your grandad off, that's just wrong.
    Why? The glint in his eye while you're doing it makes it all worth it.

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    A quick right hander normally shuts 'em up.
    You can't wank your grandad off, that's just wrong.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Within my family, we will often have quite loud shouting matches. Outside observers aren't always aware that there's no heat in it at all. Too much time in improv theatre I think.
    No need for shouting. A quick right hander normally shuts 'em up.

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  • Halo Jones
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    Some people get offended when I refer to BGG as a crip, as he himself uses it there is no offence a bit like black people using the N word.

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  • NotAllThere
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    Within my family, we will often have quite loud shouting matches. Outside observers aren't always aware that there's no heat in it at all. Too much time in improv theatre I think.

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    For example, when someone comes to visit I usually welcome them, and then shout TEA at SY02 until she makes us one.
    Mrs Suity is the luckiest woman ever. FACT!

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