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  • chef
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    You can understand his confusion, CUK does have a striking resemblance to a door to the underworld.

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by doesNotCompute View Post
    This isnt a Portal... you don't know what a Portal is do you Ken.
    You can understand his confusion, CUK does have a striking resemblance to a door to the underworld.

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  • doesNotCompute
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    Originally posted by keninparis View Post
    Don't be stupid - worked all over the world. The most racist country is the UK (eg. all the *ucking *erman tulip 50+ years on....etc etc) get a grip.

    Don't like hassled by bobs/lunes etc on this portal and been called a **** for no reason.
    This isnt a Portal... you don't know what a Portal is do you Ken.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Plenty of the forum regulars satisfy that criteria.
    Whatever you say bud.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    It could be a respectable puppet master with a recurring troll. But it's so easy to spot, that I think it's just a pillock.
    Plenty of the forum regulars satisfy that criteria.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    So Ken and Rex are the same, do we know who owns them?
    Yes - its andyw

    HTH

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  • ChimpMaster
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    It could be a respectable puppet master with a recurring troll. But it's so easy to spot, that I think it's just a pillock.
    The left one or the right one?

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    So Ken and Rex are the same, do we know who owns them? Is there a 'respectable' puppet master or is it just a recurring troll?
    It could be a respectable puppet master with a recurring troll. But it's so easy to spot, that I think it's just a pillock.

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  • d000hg
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    So Ken and Rex are the same, do we know who owns them? Is there a 'respectable' puppet master or is it just a recurring troll?

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Her eyes. You stare straight at her, eye to eye never moving your gaze. When she gets up to leave and looks one last time. You lick your lips.
    I prefer to lick my eyebrows. While looking at her crotch. Though my defence lawyer reckons I should change my story.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Is there somewhere else to stare at?
    Her eyes. You stare straight at her, eye to eye never moving your gaze. When she gets up to leave and looks one last time. You lick your lips.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
    So when an attractive lady sits opposite you, you sit and stare at her crotch?
    Is there somewhere else to stare at?

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  • administrator
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    Trust all this to kick off the weekend MW3 is out So Ken turned out to be a prize twunt. Who would have guessed it would turn out this way?

    Upside is I am on the last part of the single player game, Makarov is on the run but feck me this level is tough...

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  • milanbenes
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    feck me it's bliars ipod generation in action again

    ban 'em i say

    a short sharp lesson to teach them to grow some nads and get through the newby ribbing and become a useful member of the forum

    fecks sake this lot of bed wetters are the future !!!!

    guess they wont be taking over from us any time soon

    group hugs for barbi's boyfriend

    and bed wetter fast track to full membership to stop them throwing their
    teddies out of the pram


    ciau

    milan.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Recycled b3ta joke. I think I'm spending too much time in panto rehearsals.
    Oh no you're not!

    MF in 'Bandwagon' Mode.

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