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Previously on "Day 7 of the worst stinker of a cold"

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  • suityou01
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    I have a cold coming. After getting over flu this will take us into week 9 of being

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    Can you update the list to include all the threads since 2011?
    Someone tidied up the sicknote tag.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Can you update the list to include all the threads since 2011?

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Worse than this?

    4/5/11 66293-viruses-getting-worse.html

    Or this?

    24/10/11 71854-bizarre-cold-remedies.html

    Or this?

    24/06/11 68095-paint-cross-front-door-ffs.html

    Or this?

    13/05/11 66629-most-impressive-virus.html

    Or this?

    1/04/11 65413-gastric-flu.html

    Or this?

    30/12/10 62480-manflu-debate.html

    Or this?

    6/12/10 61833-post-viral-fatigue.html

    Or this?

    27/10/10 59672-anyone-else-off-flu.html

    Or this?

    26/07/10 69007-suity-very-sick.html

    Or this?

    2/3/10 53047-stomach-flu.html

    Or this?

    5/9/09 46403-sinusitis.html

    Or the ironically titled this?

    13/8/09 45649-i-dont-do-ill.html


    There were over 19 pages of search results, so I may have missed a few.

    I think we should have a special suity smiley.

    Hope you feel better soon. Southern Comfort does it for me.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by russell View Post
    I was under the impression suity was male, funny the assumptions you make.
    Women are good at working when ill.

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  • russell
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    I was under the impression suity was male, funny the assumptions you make.

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Best not to post after 10 cans of fozzies.
    Why not? That only equates to 2 pints of proper beer!!



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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
    Worse than this?

    4/5/11 66293-viruses-getting-worse.html

    Or this?

    24/10/11 71854-bizarre-cold-remedies.html

    Or this?

    24/06/11 68095-paint-cross-front-door-ffs.html

    Or this?

    13/05/11 66629-most-impressive-virus.html

    Or this?

    1/04/11 65413-gastric-flu.html

    Or this?

    30/12/10 62480-manflu-debate.html

    Or this?

    6/12/10 61833-post-viral-fatigue.html

    Or this?

    27/10/10 59672-anyone-else-off-flu.html

    Or this?

    26/07/10 69007-suity-very-sick.html

    Or this?

    2/3/10 53047-stomach-flu.html

    Or this?

    5/9/09 46403-sinusitis.html

    Or the ironically titled this?

    13/8/09 45649-i-dont-do-ill.html


    There were over 19 pages of search results, so I may have missed a few.

    I think we should have a special suity smiley.

    Hope you feel better soon. Southern Comfort does it for me.
    Excellent work k2p2!!

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I think your custom sig should be 'Sick note'
    Admin do the needful please )

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  • Moscow Mule
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Best not to post after 10 cans of fozzies.
    Best not to be a soft lad who moans about the slightest sniffle.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    It's all very well to mock, and its easy to laugh at suity, but there is a serious angle to this. There is a condition known as 'Bovine Spongiform Necrotisation' or BPM

    If the victim sneezes too hard, the brain matter can leave the brain case and be snotted onto the carpet, leaving the victim as a brain dead babbling retard. Another side effect can be the paranoid delusion of Roberts grandeur, where the victim fantasises that they are in control, but under attack or threat from Bobs

    the best cure is to stfu
    Best not to post after 10 cans of fozzies.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    It's all very well to mock, and its easy to laugh at suity, but there is a serious angle to this. There is a condition known as 'Bovine Spongiform Necrotisation' or BPM

    If the victim sneezes too hard, the brain matter can leave the brain case and be snotted onto the carpet, leaving the victim as a brain dead babbling retard. Another side effect can be the paranoid delusion of Roberts grandeur, where the victim fantasises that they are in control, but under attack or threat from Bobs

    the best cure is to stfu

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    Well I'm not a doctor but it sounds like anthrax to me. I'm sure one of our medically qualified posters will be along soon to give Suity a more professional diagnosis.
    Yes. WZS. Not anthrax, but something very serious.




    Take a month off.

    You big jessy.

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    Hey Suity, you should volunteer to be a guinea pig in the Flu Research Centre, if it is still going, or Porton Down

    You've probably had colds and flu strains they've never seen before.
    Well I'm not a doctor but it sounds like anthrax to me. I'm sure one of our medically qualified posters will be along soon to give Suity a more professional diagnosis.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    Hey Suity, you should volunteer to be a guinea pig in the Flu Research Centre, if it is still going, or Porton Down

    You've probably had colds and flu strains they've never seen before.
    I sneeze in your general direction.

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