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    The manflu debate

    It is currently a topic of conversation since I got a little sniffle over Christmas. For a couple of days I was quite rough and needed to rest on the sofa. SY02 kept telling folks on the phone I had manflu. I heard this and for the last few days have started calling her "nurse" in fairly pathetic tones.

    As she is a luverly lady she responds and brings the essential lemsip and Christmas cake to speed recovery.

    At the dinner table today it was my contention that woman are actually genetically more capable of keeping going with colds and flu's as they had to be back in the times of cavemen and women as they needed to protect the brood while the huntsman was on maneuvers.

    Discuss
    Last edited by suityou01; 30 December 2010, 22:23. Reason: Can't spell maneuvers
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

    #2
    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    For a couple of days I was quite rough and needed to rest on the sofa.
    Man up, ffs. It's just a cold.

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      #3
      Originally posted by Mr.Whippy View Post
      Man up, ffs. It's just a cold.


      It was manflu
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #4
        Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
        It was manflu
        Man up, stop being such a snivelling wuss.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Mr.Whippy View Post
          Man up, ffs. It's just a cold.
          WHS

          Jeez
          Me, me, me...

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            #6
            @MrWhippy and @ClipHead

            May your become infested with the fleas of a thousand camels.
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #7
              Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
              It is currently a topic of conversation since I got a little sniffle over Christmas. For a couple of days I was quite rough and needed to rest on the sofa. SY02 kept telling folks on the phone I had manflu. I heard this and for the last few days have started calling her "nurse" in fairly pathetic tones.

              As she is a luverly lady she responds and brings the essential lemsip and Christmas cake to speed recovery.

              At the dinner table today it was my contention that woman are actually genetically more capable of keeping going with colds and flu's as they had to be back in the times of cavemen and women as they needed to protect the brood while the huntsman was on maneuvers.

              Discuss
              STFU, seriously
              So much more than just another sockie

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                #8
                If there was no vomiting of blood, it wasn't manflu.
                "A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the s*** that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come." -- Lester Freamon

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                  At the dinner table today it was my contention that woman are actually genetically more capable of keeping going with colds and flu's as they had to be back in the times of cavemen and women as they needed to protect the brood while the huntsman was on maneuvers.

                  Discuss
                  Us fully-fledged "huntsmen" don't GET ailments like manflu. We just tough it out and get on with it should anything pierce our body defences.
                  Manflu is something that affects weedy pigeons and big jessies. Which one are you....................Dorothy?

                  “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                    #10
                    You don't think it might be something worse? If you list the symptoms, we can do a web search.

                    Better to find out all the things it could be I always say, and not worry needlessly about unknown unknowns.
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