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MaryPoppins replied

2 November 2011, 09:07
Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post

Ever had the ring cleaned whilst the candle stick is being polished?

Nor me...

First laugh of the day, thank you GJ
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shaunbhoy replied

2 November 2011, 08:46
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

I bet she is being bombared by offers from lesbians and bi housewives right now!!

If she can also learn to breathe through her ears she could really have a sound Plan B.
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d000hg replied

2 November 2011, 08:24
Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post

Ever had the ring cleaned whilst the candle stick is being polished?

Nor me...

Not that keen on things up my bum. Rather the mouth was round the front.
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Churchill replied

2 November 2011, 07:33
Originally posted by Pork Belly

Here's a gratuitous Monica pic......

Bless you! You've made an old dog very happy!
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gingerjedi replied

1 November 2011, 21:51
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

As a man, I don't see the benefit - seems like this is more of interest to the ladies.

Ever had the ring cleaned whilst the candle stick is being polished?

Nor me...
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d000hg replied

1 November 2011, 20:57
She said: "I'd love to be in a movie."

As a man, I don't see the benefit - seems like this is more of interest to the ladies.
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Beavis replied

1 November 2011, 20:46
Dude... awesome huh huh uh huh huh uh huh huh uh where's dicksplash butthead these days?
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northernladuk replied

1 November 2011, 20:44
I bet she is being bombared by offers from lesbians and bi housewives right now!!
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MarillionFan replied

1 November 2011, 20:43
Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post

She could get the last bit of yoghurt out of the pot?

One a Day. Surely?
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TheFaQQer replied

1 November 2011, 20:41
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Can you guess what I'm thinking?

She could get the last bit of yoghurt out of the pot?
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MarillionFan started a topic What a licker?

1 November 2011, 20:37
What a licker?

Girl has world's longest tongue | The Sun |News

Can you guess what I'm thinking?

Huh huh uh!
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