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One a Day. Surely?Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostShe could get the last bit of yoghurt out of the pot?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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I bet she is being bombared by offers from lesbians and bi housewives right now!!'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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As a man, I don't see the benefit - seems like this is more of interest to the ladies.She said: "I'd love to be in a movie."Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Ever had the ring cleaned whilst the candle stick is being polished?Originally posted by d000hg View PostAs a man, I don't see the benefit - seems like this is more of interest to the ladies.
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Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Bless you! You've made an old dog very happy!Originally posted by Pork BellyHere's a gratuitous Monica pic......

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Not that keen on things up my bum. Rather the mouth was round the front.Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostEver had the ring cleaned whilst the candle stick is being polished?
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Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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If she can also learn to breathe through her ears she could really have a sound Plan B.Originally posted by northernladuk View PostI bet she is being bombared by offers from lesbians and bi housewives right now!!
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