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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Then you're taking a chance of becoming a long time dead Churchill.

    Fair do's. I would get it checked out in Belfast. Even the worst quack can still take a BP reading.

    Still, none of my beeswax.
    Suity, I'm fine.

    CM is making sure I have an MOT in the coming weeks.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Belfast and I wouldn't trust them with my long-time dead Granny.
    Then you're taking a chance of becoming a long time dead Churchill.

    Fair do's. I would get it checked out in Belfast. Even the worst quack can still take a BP reading.

    Still, none of my beeswax.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    Churchill is involved?
    That's a good answer, but not the one we're looking for.

    Say what you see!

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Anyone see a flaw in this plan?
    Churchill is involved?

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    You're in a country with no doctors?

    Where is this Godforsaken place?
    Belfast and I wouldn't trust them with my long-time dead Granny.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    What the **** do you expect me to do? Drop everything, fly back to England and camp on a GPs doorstep?

    If I thought it was serious I'd do something about it. In the meantime I'll carry on billing.
    You're in a country with no doctors?

    Where is this Godforsaken place?

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Anyone see a flaw in this plan?
    What the **** do you expect me to do? Drop everything, fly back to England and camp on a GPs doorstep?

    If I thought it was serious I'd do something about it. In the meantime I'll carry on billing.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Probably just tiredness and blood pressure.

    Won't know until I go to the quack in the next week or so.
    Anyone see a flaw in this plan?

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Sooooooooooooo, why did your peeper start bleeding last week?
    Probably just tiredness and blood pressure.

    Won't know until I go to the quack in the next week or so.

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  • suityou01
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    Sooooooooooooo, why did your peeper start bleeding last week?

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    aye worm.

    FTFY

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
    WHS. Loaiasis.

    aye.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    It's nothing, just one of those passing things. Unless he's been to a desert region recently.
    I had this mate right. I say had, because he's no longer with us.
    In fact they had to incinerate the body in a nuclear reactor to make sure the infecting agent was destroyed. Anyway, he had the misfortune to have the dune-fly 'insectus - wrigglus - occularis' get into his hotel room in Dubai, through the air conditioning vent.
    Once it had identified the moist eyeball, and injected the wrigglers, it was game over. Within a few weeks they had eaten half his brain and his eyball exploded in a jet of blood and pus.

    death was a bit of a release really. I always thought they should have let him die before they burned him though. that was a bit harsh


    still. chin up eh




    WHS. Loaiasis.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    It's nothing, just one of those passing things. Unless he's been to a desert region recently.
    I had this mate right. I say had, because he's no longer with us.
    In fact they had to incinerate the body in a nuclear reactor to make sure the infecting agent was destroyed. Anyway, he had the misfortune to have the dune-fly 'insectus - wrigglus - occularis' get into his hotel room in Dubai, through the air conditioning vent.
    Once it had identified the moist eyeball, and injected the wrigglers, it was game over. Within a few weeks they had eaten half his brain and his eyball exploded in a jet of blood and pus.

    death was a bit of a release really. I always thought they should have let him die before they burned him though. that was a bit harsh


    still. chin up eh



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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    I'm just waiting for him to come crawling back saying it was a bit of grit in his eye, his BP is tip top and he was just being a big girly wuss
    Actually. A fella in the office has had something similar. His eye looks terrible. Some sort of infection which causes antibodies to attack his eye. Came on one day and looks

    It could be altitude related though.

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