How strange...

[MarillionFan]

I really wish it could be attributed to booze!

Sounds like a lack of booze then.

I suggest you start drinking heavily.

[hyperD]

Sounds like a lack of booze then.

I suggest you start drinking heavily.

Worked for me, but then I'm a glass half full sort of chap - I always view the world through pink lenses.

[suityou01]

You are Le Chiffre and I claim my five free vodka martinis (shaken but not stirred)

[DodgyAgent]

...my right eye has started bleeding.

First thing I noticed was blurred vision. Blinked a few times now it just looks badly bloodshot.

Oh dear.

I keep telling you Churchy too much is bad for the eyesight

[suityou01]

Well Churchy? Dead yet?

[TestMangler]

Thank **** it's not that AIDS, that's a real bugger to shift!

I've had that loads of times. Goes away after half a day or so.

Alcohol Induced Dizzy Spells.

[MarillionFan]

Well Churchy? Dead yet?

Rest assured, if he did die, he still try and have the last word.

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

[suityou01]

Rest assured, if he did die, he still try and have the last word.

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

I'm just waiting for him to come crawling back saying it was a bit of grit in his eye, his BP is tip top and he was just being a big girly wuss

[MarillionFan]

I'm just waiting for him to come crawling back saying it was a bit of grit in his eye, his BP is tip top and he was just being a big girly wuss

Actually. A fella in the office has had something similar. His eye looks terrible. Some sort of infection which causes antibodies to attack his eye. Came on one day and looks

It could be altitude related though.

[EternalOptimist]

It's nothing, just one of those passing things. Unless he's been to a desert region recently.
I had this mate right. I say had, because he's no longer with us.
In fact they had to incinerate the body in a nuclear reactor to make sure the infecting agent was destroyed. Anyway, he had the misfortune to have the dune-fly 'insectus - wrigglus - occularis' get into his hotel room in Dubai, through the air conditioning vent.
Once it had identified the moist eyeball, and injected the wrigglers, it was game over. Within a few weeks they had eaten half his brain and his eyball exploded in a jet of blood and pus.

death was a bit of a release really. I always thought they should have let him die before they burned him though. that was a bit harsh


still. chin up eh