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Yeah, do it tomorrow. There's housework needing done todayOriginally posted by cailin maith View PostWSS - Walk in tomorrow!!
When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Wow! An internet health guide that doesn't finish off by telling you you might have cancer and might be about to die! Useful!Originally posted by northernladuk View PostAnd what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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It's voodoo.
somewhere in a lonely bedsit, a warped self-abusing enemy is sticking pins into a wax doll.
check under the pillow tonight
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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Take the spoon out of your coffee next time
'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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I'm surprised noone here has diagnosed you with ebola already.
it's not like the old days here anymore."Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."Comment
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Thank **** it's not that AIDS, that's a real bugger to shift!Originally posted by zeitghostYou've got ebola.Comment
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A mild dose isn't too hard to shift, couple of paracetamol and a resolve.Originally posted by Churchill View PostThank **** it's not that AIDS, that's a real bugger to shift!Comment
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