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    #31
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    It's nothing, just one of those passing things. Unless he's been to a desert region recently.
    I had this mate right. I say had, because he's no longer with us.
    In fact they had to incinerate the body in a nuclear reactor to make sure the infecting agent was destroyed. Anyway, he had the misfortune to have the dune-fly 'insectus - wrigglus - occularis' get into his hotel room in Dubai, through the air conditioning vent.
    Once it had identified the moist eyeball, and injected the wrigglers, it was game over. Within a few weeks they had eaten half his brain and his eyball exploded in a jet of blood and pus.

    death was a bit of a release really. I always thought they should have let him die before they burned him though. that was a bit harsh


    still. chin up eh




    WHS. Loaiasis.

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      #32
      Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
      WHS. Loaiasis.

      aye.
      (\__/)
      (>'.'<)
      ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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        #33
        Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
        aye worm.

        FTFY

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          #34
          Sooooooooooooo, why did your peeper start bleeding last week?
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #35
            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
            Sooooooooooooo, why did your peeper start bleeding last week?
            Probably just tiredness and blood pressure.

            Won't know until I go to the quack in the next week or so.

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              #36
              Originally posted by Churchill View Post
              Probably just tiredness and blood pressure.

              Won't know until I go to the quack in the next week or so.
              Anyone see a flaw in this plan?
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                #37
                Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                Anyone see a flaw in this plan?
                What the **** do you expect me to do? Drop everything, fly back to England and camp on a GPs doorstep?

                If I thought it was serious I'd do something about it. In the meantime I'll carry on billing.

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                  What the **** do you expect me to do? Drop everything, fly back to England and camp on a GPs doorstep?

                  If I thought it was serious I'd do something about it. In the meantime I'll carry on billing.
                  You're in a country with no doctors?

                  Where is this Godforsaken place?
                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                    You're in a country with no doctors?

                    Where is this Godforsaken place?
                    Belfast and I wouldn't trust them with my long-time dead Granny.

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                      Anyone see a flaw in this plan?
                      Churchill is involved?
                      'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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