Must remember to interview more often...

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James Tiberius Kirk replied

20 October 2011, 08:14
Originally posted by eek View Post

Will that do.

Looks nothing like me hmmmmph
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bobspud replied

20 October 2011, 08:11
Fantastic Thanks for cheering me up
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eek replied

19 October 2011, 19:48
Originally posted by Freamon View Post

That is 100% satisfactory, thankyou. I will close the ticket.

I don't know what he's worried about. surely bob will have got it
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Freamon replied

19 October 2011, 19:26
Originally posted by eek View Post

Will that do.

That is 100% satisfactory, thankyou. I will close the ticket.
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eek replied

19 October 2011, 19:01
Originally posted by Freamon View Post

Examples please.

Will that do.
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Freamon replied

19 October 2011, 18:54
Originally posted by bobspud View Post

far fetched Ken and Barbie situations

Examples please.
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xoggoth replied

19 October 2011, 18:41
Q

What if you weren't allowed to use the switch on the wall?

Murder whoever is stopping me and give their body a good b**ing before disposing of them down a drain. Why waste a fresh corpse? Do I get the job?

I think I've been watching too much Rome. You have to admit life was simpler in those days.
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thunderlizard replied

19 October 2011, 18:21
What? You just use the same light switch that the permies use? Don't you bring your own company branded one and install it on your first day on site?
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b0redom replied

19 October 2011, 18:17
[Pause] What if you weren't allowed to use the switch on the wall?

That sounds a little like exercising too much control. Have you heard of IR35?
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thunderlizard replied

19 October 2011, 18:05
Originally posted by bobspud View Post

the wild, far fetched Ken and Barbie situations he was trying to take me through

I love them!
How would you turn on a light?
I usually use the switch on the wall
[Pause] What if you weren't allowed to use the switch on the wall?
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bobspud replied

19 October 2011, 17:11
Originally posted by conned tractor View Post

What's a Moob?

The only moob I know is man-boob?

That's the one...

It's one lower than a tit, based on the fact that at least a tit has one use
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conned tractor replied

19 October 2011, 17:08
What's a Moob?

The only moob I know is man-boob?
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OwlHoot replied

19 October 2011, 16:50
Originally posted by bobspud View Post

I think I just slung an interview down the pan just because the chap interviewing me was a bit of a moob. Normally I can handle people like him because I know they need the help but I just couldn't be bothered to answer the wild, far fetched Ken and Barbie situations he was trying to take me through and then pointed out a gaping great hole in poor chaps thought process. (I think his boss found it a bit funny but I'm sure I am not getting that job!)

If I keep this up I might need my bench fund sooner than I thought...

Un-boomed !

If he really was a moob, you're better off out of that role
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bobspud started a topic Must remember to interview more often...

19 October 2011, 16:49
Must remember to interview more often...

I think I just slung an interview down the pan just because the chap interviewing me was a bit of a moob. Normally I can handle people like him because I know they need the help but I just couldn't be bothered to answer the wild, far fetched Ken and Barbie situations he was trying to take me through and then pointed out a gaping great hole in poor chaps thought process. (I think his boss found it a bit funny but I'm sure I am not getting that job!)

If I keep this up I might need my bench fund sooner than I thought...

Un-boomed !
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