Reply to: Zoiderman banned (again)

[shaunbhoy]

Have I got to you that badly you've sunk to my level boys?

ftfy

[Spacecadet]

Ah, we've had Godwin's Law, and now the typo police are in attendance.

Woosh

[Zoiderman]

Is that a clue?

Ah, we've had Godwin's Law, and now the typo police are in attendance.

Have I got to you that badly you've sunk to these levels boys?

[d000hg]

A thread of my own? Wow, I am deeply touched I haven't bene getting to you all...

Is that a clue?

[James Tiberius Kirk]

you don't seem that scared

Just would like to know how the parrot attained " should be listened to" status in fewer posts

bloody favouritism

Anyway-

Oh, how well I remember the Old Bull and Bush
Where we used to go down of a Saturday night
Where, when anything happened, it come with a rush
For the boss, Mr. Clark, he was very polite

A very nice house, from basement to garret
A very nice house. Ah, but it was the parrot--
The parrot, the parrot named Billy McCaw
That brought all those folks to the bar
Ah! He was the life of the bar.

Of a Saturday night, we was all feeling bright
And Lily La Rose -- the barmaid that was --
She'd say, "Billy, Billy McCaw!
Come give us, come give us a dance on the bar!"
And Billy would dance on the bar
And Billy would dance on the bar
And then we'd feel balmy, in each eye a tear
And emotion would make us all order more beer

Lily, she was a girl what had brains in her head
She wouldn't have nothing, no not that much said
If it come to an argument or a dispute
She'd settle it offhand with the toe of her boot
Or as likely as not put a fist through your eye
Or when we was happy and just a bit dry
Or when we was thirsty and just a bit sad,
She would rap on the bar with that corkscrew she had
And say,

"Billy, Billy McCaw!
"Come give us a tune on your pastoral flute!"
And Billy'd strike up on his pastoral flute
And Billy'd strike up on his pastoral flute
And then we'd feel balmy, in each eye a tear
And emotion would make us all order more beer


"Billy, Billy McCaw!
Come give us a tune on your moley guitar!"
And Billy'd strike up on his moley guitar
And Billy'd strike up on his moley guitar
And then we'd feel balmy, in each eye a tear
And emotion would make us all order more beer

[Spacecadet]

Hey ZG has a sockie, who'd have thought it

you don't seem that scared

[James Tiberius Kirk]

He did.

The Z brand is being devalued.

HTH.

I don't often agree with the miserable old git, but on this point he's quite correct.

Hey ZG has a sockie, who'd have thought it

[Zoiderman]

The raving felch lord? The jobbing carpenter from Altrincham? No wonder he can only afford a 3rd hand sh!tbox merc!

Oh ginge, getting angrier? It was second hand a moment ago? Wow, pretty desperate stuff son.

[TheFaQQer]

I think the Z brand is being devalued.

Tell that to the parrot....

[Churchill]

Z = HRH RRH or whatever it was?

The annoying use of 'son' as some sort of put down seems familiar.

The raving felch lord? The jobbing carpenter from Altrincham? No wonder he can only afford a 3rd hand sh!tbox merc!

[Zoiderman]

A thread of my own? Wow, I am deeply touched I haven't bene getting to you all...

[Pondlife]

Z = HRH RRH or whatever it was?

The annoying use of 'son' as some sort of put down seems familiar.

[NickFitz]

Who is R then?

Start here: Member List - Contractor UK Bulletin Board

[d000hg]

Who is R then?

Don't be so nosy.

[russell]

You seem paranoid. Also, where does this myth that calling for a ban is a bannable offence, or indeed an offence at all? Starting threads to attack a person isn't allowed but it ain't my thread.

Who is R then?