Reply to: How much "loose change" do you have lying around the house?

[Mich the Tester]

Come good in the end?

No need to rub it in though.

[shaunbhoy]

Always nice to finish with a flourish.

Come good in the end?

[doodab]

I thought I try to end on a double entendre.

Always nice to finish with a flourish.

[TimberWolf]

Is that a euphemism?

I thought I try to end on a double entendre.

[KentPhilip]

I used to have about 10k in cash around the house at any time when I had the shop

That must have put you at risk of robbery?

[shaunbhoy]

And once the coin mountain has grown large enough, I take the whole lot and give the checkout girl a nice surprise.

Is that a euphemism?

[TimberWolf]

It can be annoying walking around with a pocket full of change on the chance you will need it, so I usually go out with only the big stuff; notes and a few pound coins. And once the coin mountain has grown large enough, I take the whole lot and give the checkout girl a nice surprise.

[DaveB]

Cash? How plebian.

I never carry the stuff myself.

[AtW]

A few gold bars but not much more.

DimPrawn

[MarillionFan]

I used to have about 10k in cash around the house at any time when I had the shop, but now about £200-£300

[shaunbhoy]

That was such a good trip out to Mumsnet.

Actually,
I am registered on there again now................if only I could remember my login details.
Might steer clear of recipe advice though, wouldn't want to offend.

[shaunbhoy]

Aye, Mrs PL still enjoys your recipe for left over venison.

Ah yes. Happy days.

[cailin maith]

Close. Coco Chantelle if memory serves. Thought I'd inject a subtle nuance of ethnic minority, just to tease out any racial undercurrents you understand.
Didn't work though, they all loved me.

Aye, Mrs PL still enjoys your recipe for left over venison.

That was such a good trip out to Mumsnet.

[Pondlife]

Close. Coco Chantelle if memory serves. Thought I'd inject a subtle nuance of ethnic minority, just to tease out any racial undercurrents you understand.
Didn't work though, they all loved me.

Aye, Mrs PL still enjoys your recipe for left over venison.

[shaunbhoy]

Wasn't that your username on mumsnet fella?

Close. Coco Chantelle if memory serves. Thought I'd inject a subtle nuance of ethnic minority, just to tease out any racial undercurrents you understand.
Didn't work though, they all loved me.