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minestrone replied

3 October 2011, 22:13
The parable of the no eyed man. He never found Jesus.
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AtW replied

3 October 2011, 21:58
This thread is just seek.
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TimberWolf replied

3 October 2011, 21:34
Should have gone to spec-savers.
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vetran replied

3 October 2011, 21:31
Originally posted by original PM View Post

No really - you reckon??

we should remember not everyone is as finely mentally balanced as your average CUK poster and whilst amusing ourselves with someone's humour-us antics in a church a little bit of sympathy costs nothing.
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manclarky replied

3 October 2011, 15:50
Originally posted by Flubster View Post

Aye....

I bet his face is an eyesore now
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xoggoth replied

3 October 2011, 15:49
I read that and thought should I post it? Then I thought, nah, no need, z is bound to.
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wobbegong replied

3 October 2011, 15:17
Originally posted by DaveB View Post

He'll have a blinding headache after that.

But at least the doctors will be keeping an eye on him now.

He'll be needing a couple of eye-buprofen, then.
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DaveB replied

3 October 2011, 15:10
He'll have a blinding headache after that.

But at least the doctors will be keeping an eye on him now.
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TimberWolf replied

3 October 2011, 13:59
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Then you obviously lack vision.

Unlike the church nutter, there's two eyes in vision.
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Mich the Tester replied

3 October 2011, 13:57
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

I can't see where this thread is leading ....

Then you obviously lack vision.
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sasguru replied

3 October 2011, 13:55
I can't see where this thread is leading ....
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original PM replied

3 October 2011, 13:53
Originally posted by vetran View Post

That must have taken (eye)balls.

Must have been a sight.

Good to see he didn't lose focus.

serious.

Poor sod, must have mental problems

No really - you reckon??
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vetran replied

3 October 2011, 13:30
That must have taken (eye)balls.

Must have been a sight.

Good to see he didn't lose focus.

serious.

Poor sod, must have mental problems
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Mich the Tester replied

3 October 2011, 12:57
One thing to pull your eyes out but he didn't need to compound the problem by tearing the nerves.
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wobbegong replied

3 October 2011, 12:55
10 lashes for the next punster.

We've go to keep a lid on this.
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