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Previously on "While we're on the subject of poo..."

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Why, is it a fetish of yours?
    Oh dear. Poo fetish really isn't something you should google.

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
    These people who smell like poo - are they, perchance, male?
    Why, is it a fetish of yours?

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  • TimberWolf
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    I smelt someone who smelt of wee once, as he passed down an aisle of a subway train begging. Extremely pungent up close. At least I assume it was wee.

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  • mudskipper
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    These people who smell like poo - are they, perchance, male?

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  • darmstadt
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    Smelly Poo People

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  • NotAllThere
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    My first pointy-haired boss was called Tulip.

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  • xoggoth
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    One thing you used to see in London one the verges was white dog poo, never seen it since.

    Ah, found it:
    http://www.thenakedscientists.com/fo....php?topic=182

    What an education CUK is! Prompting one to explore new possibilities and advance one's knowledge of essential facts.
    Last edited by xoggoth; 26 September 2011, 19:01.

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  • hyperD
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    Worse than that, some dogs gorge frequently on the pavement sausage. Then they come bounding and gamboling over to you and give a great huffy breath in your face.

    Instant retch.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    The big unsolved question with regard to poo and smelling surely relates to dogs.

    Their sense of smell is 10,000* times better than a humans and yet despite this they still insist on pushing their noses right against any poo found, if not in it. They then spend a considerable time in what appears to be deep savoury thought. Ditto with anuses and kebabs.



    * don't take that figure as gospel, it just sounds funny
    Then, given half a chance, they roll in it. Sort of "saving some for later".

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    A poo to a dog is like a book to a human


    In that case my garden must be a dog-library



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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    The big unsolved question with regard to poo and smelling surely relates to dogs.

    Their sense of smell is 10,000* times better than a humans and yet despite this they still insist on pushing their noses right against any poo found, if not in it. They then spend a considerable time in what appears to be deep savoury thought. Ditto with anuses and kebabs.
    A poo to a dog is like a book to a human

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  • TimberWolf
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    The big unsolved question with regard to poo and smelling surely relates to dogs.

    Their sense of smell is 10,000* times better than a humans and yet despite this they still insist on pushing their noses right against any poo found, if not in it. They then spend a considerable time in what appears to be deep savoury thought. Ditto with anuses and kebabs.



    * don't take that figure as gospel, it just sounds funny

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  • FiveTimes
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    It's a question of statistics and chance. In any large population you will find some who can run fast, swim fast or who are very brainy.
    Some will be able to make things with their hands, some will have large boobies and some will be ginger. Therefore it follows, by logic, that some will smell of wee, and some will smell, a bit, of poo

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Why do some people always smell of tulip?
    It's a question of statistics and chance. In any large population you will find some who can run fast, swim fast or who are very brainy.
    Some will be able to make things with their hands, some will have large boobies and some will be ginger. Therefore it follows, by logic, that some will smell of wee, and some will smell, a bit, of poo

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Why do some people always smell of tulip?
    Because you always have your head up there arse brown nosing?!

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