While we're on the subject of poo...

[Mich the Tester]

Why do some people always smell of tulip?

[Spacecadet]

wrong perfume?

[SimonMac]

Why do some people always smell of tulip?

Because you always have your head up there arse brown nosing?!

[EternalOptimist]

Why do some people always smell of tulip?

It's a question of statistics and chance. In any large population you will find some who can run fast, swim fast or who are very brainy.
Some will be able to make things with their hands, some will have large boobies and some will be ginger. Therefore it follows, by logic, that some will smell of wee, and some will smell, a bit, of poo

[FiveTimes]

It's a question of statistics and chance. In any large population you will find some who can run fast, swim fast or who are very brainy.
Some will be able to make things with their hands, some will have large boobies and some will be ginger. Therefore it follows, by logic, that some will smell of wee, and some will smell, a bit, of poo

[TimberWolf]

The big unsolved question with regard to poo and smelling surely relates to dogs.

Their sense of smell is 10,000* times better than a humans and yet despite this they still insist on pushing their noses right against any poo found, if not in it. They then spend a considerable time in what appears to be deep savoury thought. Ditto with anuses and kebabs.



* don't take that figure as gospel, it just sounds funny

[Spacecadet]

The big unsolved question with regard to poo and smelling surely relates to dogs.

Their sense of smell is 10,000* times better than a humans and yet despite this they still insist on pushing their noses right against any poo found, if not in it. They then spend a considerable time in what appears to be deep savoury thought. Ditto with anuses and kebabs.

A poo to a dog is like a book to a human

[EternalOptimist]

A poo to a dog is like a book to a human

In that case my garden must be a dog-library

[mudskipper]

The big unsolved question with regard to poo and smelling surely relates to dogs.

Their sense of smell is 10,000* times better than a humans and yet despite this they still insist on pushing their noses right against any poo found, if not in it. They then spend a considerable time in what appears to be deep savoury thought. Ditto with anuses and kebabs.



* don't take that figure as gospel, it just sounds funny

Then, given half a chance, they roll in it. Sort of "saving some for later".

[hyperD]

Worse than that, some dogs gorge frequently on the pavement sausage. Then they come bounding and gamboling over to you and give a great huffy breath in your face.

Instant retch.